Me: *get pushed in* ERRORY!! (Error me.) Errory: BE QUIET!! Me: fuck you bitch UwU Errory; are you asking for-
Alexander Hamilton: can you guys stop what the hell you doing!?! Me: she started it! Errory: if miss lazy didn't sit on her ass- Me: OOOOKAY BOITCH!!
Goerge Washington: what the hell?
Alexander: I have no idea anymor-
{song starting SO SHA UP!!} Alex: damn I didn't talk yet! {okay and?} Alex: nvm {good UwU}
David: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
Me: You know how people have these little habits that get you down Like Bernie Bernie, he liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop So I came home this one day And I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin' No, not chewin' Poppin' So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time" And he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots Into his head
Alex: what the... James Madison: I am scared Thomas: same
Errory: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out "Single" he told me Single, my ass Not only was he married Oh no, he had six wives One of those Mormons, you know So that night when he came home from work I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic
BlindPrincess me(I don't have a name for her 😒): Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, I'm carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage "You been screwing the milkman!" he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!" And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
Statues me(still don't have a name): Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz. Én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Próbáltam a rendőrségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg
Errory: but did you do it? Statue me: uh huh. Not guilty!
Yandere me(y'know Idk anymore!): My sister, Veronica and I had this double act. And my husband, Charlie, used travel around with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row--one, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other! Well, this one night we were in Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up in a hotel room boozing and having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I went out to get some I come back, open the door... There's Veronica and Charlie doing number seventeen... the spread eagle! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!
{songs end!}
Me: soooo?
Alex:
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Errory: this was a ba-
Me: THEY LOVE IT!!*punches errory out of the way* cmon you dickweed!
