Founding father/president reacts to songs

lazytown play solla the stif

me: okay bare with me this is the english verison of the play of lazytown 

george: wha-

Me: LETS GET INTO IT

[The screen appears with stephanie/ solla limping]

Stephanie: Solla the Stiff is my name

Clumsy and awkward

Solla the Stiff, here I come

Limping like I'm made of wood

I really want to be flexible

I'd like to be able to do the splits

I can't run around

With the other kids

Or keep my balance when I walk

Because my joints are locked

Look at how stiff I am!

Ahh! Ayiee! Ahhh!

But I want so much to be flexible

I'd like to be able to do the splits

...But I just can't!

Solla the Stiff is my name

Clumsy and awkward

I still can't even

Tie my own shoes

I really want to be flexible

I'd like to be able to do the splits

But I still can't tie my own shoes

[screen shuts down as i fall ontop ziggy] 

Ziggy: he is okay!