I don't know what to do, the end of the world will be upon us shortly. The astroid will soon reach earth and global warming has made 99% of the world uninhabitable. The earth got smashed flat so now the flat earthers run the government and all former government officials have either gone into hiding or got thrown over the edge of the planet. (You know, because it's flat now).
Miley Cyrus has made the heroic (yet futile) attempt of trying to send pussy power astronauts into space to try and stop the astroid. They were sent to space and shoved as many pieces of flaming astroid into their pussies as they possibly could. Unfortunately it was no use.... The astroid is still unimaginably big and is going to ram into the planet at top speed.
I say my goodbyes. I stare down the bottle in my hand. I rip off my titties and scream up into the sky, into the void. "CURSE YOU LORAXXXXXX!!!"
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Forbidden Love (Lorax X (Y/N))
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