aye whats ur snap?? - mjin

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MYUNGJUN'S POV.

daddy
yo whats poppin

ME
hello
since when do you say "whats poppin"

daddy
since today

ME
i dont believe you
this is not jinwoo
who are you and what did you do to my boyfriend

daddy
wtf how did you know by a greeting

ME
its so obvious
either he usually starts off with a story
or says "hello" or "hey"
or some other cute shit
also your vibes were just off ,,

daddy
😐😐

ME
SO WHO IS THIS?

daddy
its jinwoos brother 😬

ME
And why do you have his phone

daddy
hes in the shower rn and im nosy

ME
i can tell ,,
so why are you talking to me then

daddy
well idk
guess i kind of wanted to know who you were a bit more
i couldnt get to meet you when he introduced you to our parents since i was working ,,
i also wanted to know what you looked like

ME
ok
what do you want to know

daddy
hmm
what made you choose jinwoo

ME
I dont know exactly
everything abt him made me choose him?? i guess??
thats a hard question
i really don't know

daddy
well then what was the first thing you noticed about him

ME
how hot he is

daddy
lmao imagine
im the hotter sibling

ME
i have seen your family photos and i know what you look like,, trust me you are NOT the hotter sibling

daddy
you're just saying that cus you dating my lil bro and dont wanna get caught

ME
i tell him i would leave him for tony ann if i got the chance to all the time
im not scared of getting caught calling anyone else attractive
you just got the bad genes cus you was first spawn 💀💀
second times a charm, right??

daddy
damn thats harsh 😭😭

ME
thats what i do best 😼
next question

daddy
you're name is what again
hyungjoon

ME
its myungjun you dumbass

daddy
oops
so does mj stand for myungjun then?

ME
ya why

daddy
jinwoo has a folder in his gallery that says "the mj files" and another that says "the mj files xrated version"

ME
oh yeahh
the normal mj files is just me normally
the xrated is my yknow
photos in which are none of your business
i gave him the name ideas

daddy
well i figured
i looked at the normal version
why do you look so nice but are so mean 😥

ME
its called duality bestie
also you better not have looked at the xrated ones-

daddy
of course not, im straight and not attracted to 17 year olds

ME
i turned 18 months ago

daddy
oh fr i thought you were a year younger than him

ME
im literally ten days OLDER than him

daddy
oh 💀
my point still stands, ofc i wouldn't look at them
plus the folder is locked

ME
good

daddy
anyways
it was nice chatting with you but your boyfriend is now trying to kill me so i will have to cut this conversation short before he cuts me with a knife

ME
alright bye then

daddy
HELLO i was in the shower
my brother already told you i see

ME
ah yes i missed you 😻 my lovely psycho boyfriend

daddy
im not psycho 🙄🙄

ME
ok ok 👍 i believe you
anygays hey ;)

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a/n haha

so anyways heres a story time from school today

my older brother has a friend who is a freshman (i am a sophomore). i have a few classes with the freshman and today she talked to me and invited me to come to homecoming with her in september 😀 she even said she would pay for my entry ticket, pay for my dReSs, and pick me up and take me there 💀💀 she even asked my waist size, i told her i didnt really wanna go and had no reason and even if i did go, i woULD NOT WEAR A DRESS

wow anygays
bye