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❝ wtf? it smells like badussy here! ❞
kugisaki raised her hand to her face and pinched her nose while furrowing her eyebrows, her eyes are looking around her teacher's bedroom. itadori blinked his eyes and tilted his head slightly to the side. he then turned his head to look at fushiguro, the dark-haired male looked down with his bangs covering his eyes. ❝ ne, fushiguro, what is badussy? ❞
❝ butt, ass, dick and puss― ❞
gojo chuckled and waved his hand. ❝ let's just study now and after that, megumi will treat us as a reward for studying! ❞ said the white-haired male cheerily, making his pink-haired student jumped once and cheered. ❝ noice! ❞
❝ what the fu― ❞
the other student, who keeps quiet since the three of his friends come, stepped closer to fushiguro and pat his head, causing the dark-haired male to blush and looked up. ❝ i'll treat them, so don't worry about your wallet being empty. ❞
❝ i-i. . . ❞ (m/n) smiled slightly and looked at the two cheerful males before sighing deeply. ❝ let's finish our homework and do a little revision afterward, then we can go eat. ❞
❝ yay! i want to eat (n/n)'s dick! ❞
❝ no, yuuji-kun! (m/n)-kun's dick is my lollipop! ❞
kugisaki looked back and forth between the bickering males and the sighing tall male before rolling her eyes and letting out a heavy sigh. ❝ i'm a simp for (m/n)-kun too, but they're really at a different level. . . ❞
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❝ can i take your order? ❞ asked the waitress with a friendly and soft voice, earning a 'yes!' from itadori while lifting his hand high in the air.
❝ i feel like eating ramen today! ❞
❝ alright, and how about you with the blindfold? ❞ the waitress is still smiling, but you can see a drop of sweat on her temple. ❝ (m/n)-kun's d― ❞ before he can finish what he wanted to say, the (h/c) haired male, who sits right next to him slapped a hand to his lips and smiled awkwardly. ❝ get this old fart an ice cream sundae and ichigo daifuku, please. ❞
❝ and how about you, ed sheeran's sister? ❞ itadori and gojo quickly covered their mouth, not wanting to be killed by kugisaki, who looked like she is about to beat a bitch. kugisaki gritted her teeth before sighing deeply, she then give the waitress an eye-closed smile, but of course, it looks so forced. ❝ i would like to have a hamburger, please. ❞
❝ do you want chicken, beef, meat― ❞
❝ hamburger with your flesh as the patty, please. ❞
(m/n) sweatdropped, he sighed before looking at the waitress again. ❝ don't mind her, just give her a beef hamburger, thank you. ❞
❝ and what about the emo kid next to you? ❞ the waitress pointed at fushiguro, who is looking through his phone with her pen. the name the waitress called him makes him glared at the waitress, causing the waitress to flinch. ❝ the same as he did. ❞ fushiguro pointed at (m/n) before looking back at his phone screen.
(m/n) smirked and looked back at the waitress, who is also looking straight at him. ❝ what about you, sexy boy? ❞
gojo and itadori simultaneously slammed their palms onto the table and glared at the waitress who is bold enough to call their daddy 'sexy boy'. ❝ what did this bitch just call my (hubby/daddy)? ❞
❝ i want (f/f) and (f/d), and please go make the food quickly so i can get out of this place and never come back again. ❞
