Now
Save the following witty comeback in your brain (in bold)
Consider the following scenario:
Two girls are arguing, girl 1 stronger than girl 2 but this is not physically noticable
Girl 2: Don't test me!
Girl 1: Oh really, what can you do?
Girl 2: I'm above petty fights
Girl 1: Maybe you are just weak
Girl 1 slaps girl 2
Girl 2 (calm): Is that all you have?
Girl 1 keeps attacking girl 2 and girl 2 does nothing, until someone breaks them up.
Girl 2: I am still prettier than you
Bystander: Apply ice to burn! (better than plain "Burn!!")
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Boredom Doctor
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