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Sam: So what do you do?
Max: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Sam: Wow, impressive.
Max: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Sam: What is your biggest weakness?
Max: I can be uncooperative.
Sam: Okay, can you give me an example?
Max: No.
Sam: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Max, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Luz: Amity! My face is on fire!
Amity: Luz! Are you ok?!
Luz: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Amity: But your face is on fire.
Luz: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Luz: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Amity: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Luz: This is a mistake
Amity, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Luz: But not today
Amity, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Kris: Susie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Ralsei: *Sighing* What did Susie do?
Kris: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Susie: Who wants a steering wheel?
Jotatro, trying to convince Joesph to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Kakyoin: And loud!
Polnareff: And grumpy!
Advol: And oblivious to reality!
Joseph:
Jotatro: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Kakyoin: Rude.
Polnareff: That's fair.
Advol: Not again.
Joseph: Are you going to want this back?
Jotatro: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Kakyoin: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Polnareff: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Advol: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Joseph: My moral code, is that you?
Jotatro:
Jotatro: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Josuke please come to the front desk?
Josuke, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Koichi and Okuyasu
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Koichi and Okuyasu, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Josuke: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
author note: yea im bored and did this cuz why not
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Randomrandom oneshots and headcannons that i come up with or just me rambling about random garbage either from, a. when im trying to sleep b. when i watch a tv show or movie c. i got it from a game i have played or d. my brain being dumb also i will use t...
