since it actually is becoming a series why not make it a x reader with this hope you enjoy this will probably become a blitzo x reader with some x stolas I don't own helluva boss or its characters or well you
(Quick disclaimer I do not own anything...
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(Also real quick im kinda just experimenting with the images from Picrew so they might not be consistent)
[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]
Blitzo: I love this song! [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde hair! ♫
[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Y/n on the other hand is singing the lyrics of the song Millie rolls down her window and smiles.]
Blitzo&Y/n: ♫ Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
Blitzo: ♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Y/n:FUCK!!!
Blitzo: Holy shit, fu-
[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your TITS out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Verosika: Blitzo. [pronounced as spelled]
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]
