EDITED[11/2/2022]
EDITED[1/25/2024]
~The scene opens with a city shot that slowly zooms in on the Immediate Murder Professionals building.~
Cars honking can be heard in the background.
The scene transitions to a closed door, with a sign that says
"Meeting in progress".
Inside, Blitzo is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.
Blitzo: Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie.
Y/n:Haha! loser
[Moxxie gives them a "What the hell?" look.]
Blitzo:Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?
Millie: What about a car wash?
Blitzo: This is hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay? Ooh, what about a billboard?
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.
[pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows everyone killing people. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, y/n and Blitzo eating popcorn.]
Y/n: We actually don't look too bad.
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.
Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Y/n: I would consider that rude if it wasn't 100% true
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie,Y/n. And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir--
Blitzo: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Y/n: I swear half the shit that comes out of your mouth is so confusing and concerning
Millie: Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Millie: I thought I knew you.
Y/n :I.... Can you just keep the sexual tension at home..wait what I'm even saying I live off that nevermind keep going loves.
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