My Levitating Testicles

Introduction

My name is Juan Lopez, and I have levitating testicles.

How this happened, I am not exactly sure. Although I do know that I was not born with them, for they

began levitating around the age of thirteen.

However this mystical occurrence came to be, I will tell you my experience of it happening in as best detail as possible.

I warn you, though, nightmares may ensue for those who read onward.