My Levitating Testicles

Chapter 1

It was a normal night. I had finished watching four hours of anime and was now on my second hour of World of Warcraft.

My room was completely dark excluding the light extruding outwards from my computer screen. I glanced absentmindedly at the server's time under my mini-map. 3:00 A.M. I had a few more hours in me before I passed out from exhaustion.

I was turning in my daily quests when I felt an odd tingling feeling in my groin area. I did not think much of it, as I was quite engrossed in a debate that was now happening between two religious individuals in guild chat. It amused me greatly.

The tingling intensified.

Beginning to take slight notice, I scratched my groin with curiosity. What I felt at that moment changed the meaning of my very existence forever.

My testicles were not only tingling, but they were also levitating.