Everything was out of place right now for Calum and Ashton.
Ashton was sad because he knew he didn't have a chance with calum now cause Calum has a boyfriend. He always knew he didn't have a chance with him but he liked to believe he did.
Calum had to find him a fake boyfriend some how because he stupid and doesn't think before he says things.
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"Please Luke, it doesn't even mean anything. You know I don't like you like that. Your my best friend." Calum begs Luke.
"Na mate I'm not about to pretend to be your fake boyfriend because you don't want to hurt your stalkers feelings and you don't want to confess your love for him. Besides I'm straight man, Abby would kill me and you know that."
"I don't even like him, so shut up. I just need you to pretend to be my boyfriend. I'm pretty sure Abby wouldn't mind."
"Whatever dude but your gay and what if you start liking me because you know... I'm irresistible and shit." Luke said with a smirk.
Calum chuckled in amusement.
"Don't flatter yourself, your not my type. I don't go for the cocky self-absorbed type."
"Whatever man, you know you want this."
Luke motioned towards his body.
Calum rolled his eyes and faked gagged.
"That's disgusting."
Luke sighed.
"I'll be your fake boyfriend under one condition. You buy me lunch and pay me 20 dollars."
"I'll buy you lunch and that's it, I'm not paying you fucking 20 dollars. Just fücking say yes or I'll have my people cut your dîck off." Calum told him sternly.
"You have no people you dipshit. I'm your only 'people.' Just let's get this over with."
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And that's how Calum, Luke, and Ashton wound up in a booth in Johnny Carinos. Calum and Luke sitting on the same side of the booth holding hands, with Ashton on the other side while his heart was hurting.
//An:// I've babysitting some kids so i can get some money and their really fucking annoying I'm currently pulling my hair out bc....kids man.
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