“You,” Rachel growled in a dangerously unattractive voice.
“Well… I’m going to drag Ryan’s body away before it’s brutally harmed by whatever is about to go on here,” Andrew said, approaching Ryan to do just as he said. Wilson watched in silence.
“So, did you enjoy those shoes that are supposed to be mine,” Rachel questioned, crossing her arms in front of her chest.
“Actually no. I threw them out just in case I ran into you again. I still have scars from your fingernails when you mugged me last time. By the way, has the thought of trimming your nails ever cross your mind?”
“Haha, funny! At least I have a steady boyfriend,” Rachel countered.
“Oh, you mean that--”
“Oh, you mean Jimmy? As in Jimmy Furikomeru? The guy who desperately tries to escape your evil clutches,” Haley interrupted Jessica. “Oh, and Rachel, do you have a Luna bar? I’m really hungry now!”
Rachel completely ignored her “apprentice.” “Oh, I see how your life has been going for the past few months,” Jessica commented with a fake smile. “Has he proposed yet?”
Rachel laughed a sickeningly fake laugh, “How has your singing group been going-- oh wait weren’t you kicked out of that group?”
Jessica laughed as well. “Oh, my life without them has been great. My fashion line--”
“Hey, guys do you think you can call me Caesar,” Wlson interrupted. Clearly, someone wasn't paying any attention to the situation at hand here.
Andrew shot Wilson a warning glare. Things were about to get real. “SHUT UP,” both Jessica and Rachel screamed.
“Ooh! Fight! Fight! Fight,” Haley chanted.
“That’s it, I’m going!” Jessica said as coolly as she could. She promptly turned on her heels in the other direction.
“Don’t you turn away from me,” Rachel shouted, throwing a rock at Jessica. “You coward!”
Jessica dodged the poorly aimed rock and slowly turned around. “What did you just call me?”
“A coward. C-O-W-A-R-D. Coward,” Rachel said.
“Ooh, looks like you learned to spell since the last time we encountered each other.”
“BURN! BURN! BURN,” Haley chanted.
“Shut up, Haley,” Rachel screeched and threw her shoe at Haley, knocking her out.
“Seriously, call me Cae--” Wilson was knocked out by Andrew before he could finish his sentence.
“Good riddance.” Everyone muttered, some louder than others.
“Haley! Let’s go! I won this fight and WE. ARE. GOING.” Rachel said, storming off the beach, abandoning her broomstick and Haley.
“Tch! As if,” Jessica shouted back and stormed off in the other direction.
After the girls left, there was a moment of silence between the two concious boys: Jackson and Andrew who were still trying to comprehend what had just occoured. “Well… I’m going to… Go now. Nice meeting you two,” Jackson said, waving a farewell.
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Lost
HumorOne day, a young boy named Ryan wanders into the woods with his best friend, Andrew, into the woods/forest in pursuit of the love of Ryan's life, Princess Jessica. But... There's one problem. They don't know how to get back out!!