Batman: Arkham/Telltale Crossover (Part 1)

World's Collide

"This is all your fault! You hounded him for years, beat him to a pulp, and for what?"

(Batman scanned The Joker's body and couldn't believe what he was reading)

(Deceased)

Harley Quinn: "Why are you so mean?"

(Batman hesitated on what to do next which he would instantly regret)

Joker: "Surprise!!!"

(He jumped on Batman from behind and gassed him in the face)

Joker: "You fell for the old fake Joker gag, Batman!"

Harley: "Batter up!"

(In another dimension at this very moment, the same three people were also in the middle of a situation, albeit a drastically different one)

(John giggled as Regina ran out of the elevator but quickly frowned as he saw her flirting with him..)

Harley: "Mm mmm..ya got a firm grip Mr Corporation. The kind that makes a girl go weak at the knees."

(She pressed up against him)

Harley: "Wanna show me what else you can do with those hands?"

Bruce Wayne: "Any time. Anywhere. Just say the word."

Harley: "Oh..boy. It is getting hot in here."

John: "No no this is not what we're doing here!"

(He got in between them, clearly agitated)

John: "We've got a job to do remember?"

Harley: "We'll get to it, pud."

(Back in the Steel Mill in the other dimension, Harley swung her bat straight at Batman's head only...it never hit him)

(A golden flash of light lit up the room and when it disappeared, three people were standing there)

(Batman, The Joker and Harley Quinn stared in shock at Bruce Wayne, John Doe and a second Harley Quinn)

Joker: "...the fake Joker gag was over..I didn't order another one!"

(Bruce looked at Telltale Harley)

Bruce: "What did you do?"

Telltale Harley: "I..I didn't do nothin, Brucie boy."

John: "I'm getting the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Arkham Harley: "O...M...G....bitchin makeup girl!"

Telltale Harley: "..please tell me my voice ain't that squeaky."

Batman: "..who are you?"

Bruce: "The real question is..who are you?"

Joker: "Pfft. Is he serious? Batsy here's got the most recognizable face next to..well mine. Heh heh!"

John: "Could it be..are you...my father?"

Joker: "Eh...you should probably ask Harley about that?"

(John turns to Telltale Harley)

John: "You think he's my dear old dad?"

Joker: "Look when I said anyone could join my gang I wasn't referring to a couple a copy cats and a pretty boy with a hole in his ear! Might want to cover that up with an earing or something, hon."

(Bruce glared at him)

(Batman dropped a smoke pellet and shoved Joker into a wall)

Batman: "These distractions won't save you. I should have known that there was nothing wrong with you."

Joker: "Ooh Batsy baby, you of all people should know. There's plenty wrong with me."

(Bruce ran out of the smoke and tackled Batman out the window)

Joker: "Aw...not quite according to plan. I wanted to inject him with my delicious blood."

John: "Yuck! That'd be so gross!"

Joker: "You say that like it's a bad thing. Although I suppose my blood is pretty bad these days."

Telltale Harley: "Alright ya well dressed mooks! I want some answers! How'd we get from Wayne Enterprises ta this wacky place?"

Arkham Harley: "I love ya outfit!"

Joker: "Wayne Enterprises you say? Aren't you all prisoners of Arkham City?"

Telltale Harley: "What the hell's Arkham City? It's Arkham Asylum ya nutcase!"

John: "Now Harley, nutcase is a very rude thing to call people."

Arkham Harley: "Ooh I like this guy."

Telltale Harley: "Oh hell no. Hands off, toots."

Joker: "Hang on a gosh darn minute! Did you just call her...Harley?"

Telltale Harley: "Uh yeah. I'm Harley. What's it to you?"

Arkham Harley: "Samesies! We gonna be BFF's for sure!"

Joker: "Either this is another hallucination of mine...or...we're dealing with alternate realities...pull up a seat, little Joker and assertive Harley! Tell me...everything."