Incorrect quotes / a groupchat

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Nurfs dyslexia:

Nurf: "david, how do you know the difference between "right" and "write"?"

David: "Nurf, i will give you english lessons of needed"

Nurf: "i- i forgot- theres legit no need"

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While him and Preston are cuddling with eachother:

Nurf: "i love you Preston"

Preston: "what the fuck did you just say?"

Nurf, red faced: "NO HOMO- I- UHHH"

Preston, giggling: "suuuuure"

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After SpaceCamp:

Gwen: "Nurf, i told you not to eat the cheese"

Nurf, on the toilet: "it was totally w-worth it"

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when someone is hurting Preston:

Random bitch to Preston: "roses are red, birds can fly-"

Nurf, protecting Preston: "-𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗮 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗶𝗲"

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Nurf while on a call:

"🎶for you and me-🎶 *someone walks in* SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS. *back to singing*"

Others on the call: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHANGE MOODS SO QUICKLY-"

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Camp groupchat:

Nurf:

"HOOEVER DE FUK MEAD DIS, I JUST WANNA TALK😠"

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"HOOEVER DE FUK MEAD DIS, I JUST WANNA TALK😠"

Max: "BAHHAHAHAH"

Neil: "oop-"

Nikki: "💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I'M CRYING RN"

Dolph: "OPP SORRY BITCH THAT WAS ME💀✋"

Nurf: "..."

Preston: "dOLPH. RUN."

Nikki: "DOLPH DONT BOTHER CLOSING THE DOOR HE'LL BREAK IT"

Dolph wasnt heard from again.

Max: "ya'll i think Dolph pulled a Jasper"

Nikki: "JSGFHSJDYSJSJFV BHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHA💀💀💀💀💀"

Neil: "THATS A WHOLE VIOLATION AND A HALF-😭✋"

Spacekid: "oh- oH-😭 I'M DEAD- PLSS"

Nurf: "Just liek Jasper"

Max: "i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GUYS PLSSSSSS"

Preston: "Nurf, do you not know how to spell-?🤨"

Ered: "No ofcourse not hes a ginger smh🙄💅"

Gwen: "OMFG😭💀 I'M ASCENDING"

Nurf: "atleest i dringk capri-moons write smh🙄💅"

Max: "i got the popcorn, continue😌👌"

David: "could you guys stop fighting?😟 its making me sad😟🥺 thank you😄"

Nurf: "David, the amount off emoyies your uusing skears me🙂"

Max: "learn how to spell smh🤨"

Preston: "HE HAS DYSLEXIA COULD YA'LL STOP BULLYING HIM💀💀💀"

Nurf: "THANK U PRESTON-"

Preston: "anytime bb🥰"

Harrison: "wait ya'll are dating🤨?"

Nurf: "DONT TAEK IT DE RONG WAY- ITS JUST A JOEK💀"

Nerris: "Damn i was happy for a second there😟✌️"

Preston: "𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝘁𝗳"

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