(Last chapter yessir I did it finally)
Almost everyone had already left as the ceremony was going to end soon in a few minutes. The only people left were Tricky, Sanford and Deimos, as they were still in front of the fighter's coffin. "We'll miss him.." "Yeah... at least the good news Dei is that we'll now have his house to ourselves!" "Dude, how is that good news?!" "Well, its true isn't it?" "Technically kind of, but now's not the time to say it idiot!" "Alright alright I'm sorry... just trying to make things better..". The zombie didn't speak, wanting to remain silent. Suddenly, something fell behind them. A great noise was heard. Tricky immediately turned himself.
"Did you hear that San?" "Yep" "Shall we turn around?" "I dunno you never know if its a monster!" "Since when?" "Yea never mind lets just-" "H-hank?!" yelled Tricky. "Wait what?!" The duo then turned around. The fighter was there, in front of the eyes of the three most important people in his life. "OH MY GOD HANK!" "I'm back! Thanks to Jebus... for once im glad he-" "YOU'RE FUCKING BACK YESSS!" Sanford and Deimos were running towards the assassin to hug him. "WE'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU MAN!" "E-even after what happened.?" "Sure, you may act like an asshole sometimes, but that doesn't mean we don't like you! We wouldn't be squatting your house if it wasn't the case.." "Heh, I suppose this is true..". Hank felt a bit awkward. He hated physical contact with almost everyone, but just for this one time he wasn't going to stop them.
As soon as his friends let him go, he looked around. From a distance he saw him, his beloved. The clown hadn't moved at all, not wanting to disturb Hank in his moment with his friends. The assassin then walked over to him, more determined than ever. "Tricky~" "H-Hanky!" "You thought I'd have forgotten about you~?" "N-no that's not it... I just didn't want to bother you while you were with your friends-" "Who told you that you'd ever bother me? "No one but-" "You know you could never even if you tried." "I-" Before he finished his sentence, Hank removed both of their masks and kissed Tricky. "I love you too much for that." "Hank~". They kissed each other then, happy to finally be reunited again.
"Come on San, lets leave them alone" "But-" "Wanna go grab some McDonald's?" "OOO YES LETS GO ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE IVE LAST ATE AND IM HUNGRY AS SHIT RIGHT NOW!". The two lovers looked at the other two from a distance. Things could finally get back to normal, but only better. "Hank question .." "Yes?" "Is your old corpse still inside of the-" "Don't ask. I have no fucking clue" "Welp alright then." "May I keep kissing you though?" "Sure Hanky, as much as you want.."
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A year later, the fighter and the clown were still together and their relationship was as strong as ever. Hank quit his career as an assassin as he no longer received any assignments and also didn't feel like killing anymore. Deimos and Sanford both moved to where Tricky used to live to try and turn it into a fast food restaurant. They also moved out to let the two lovers live together respectfully without bothering some of their... activities (reading that canon springtrap x matpad mpreg story).
"How do you think we should call it Dei?" "I dont know there are a lot of possibilities..." "OOOO maybe we can call it mcdosananddei?!" "This is a great idea if you want to get SUEED BY THE POLICE FOR COPYRIGHT!" "Chill it was a joke." "Knowing you, it could also not be." Hank, watching them struggle, was just laughing behind. "Hank! Ya got any ideas for a restaurant name we could choose?!" "Hmm, how about.. Idiot's Burgeria (papa)?" "Oh my god this is such a good idea!" "Wait what-" "THANK YOU SO MUCH DUDE!". The duo then ran inside their future restaurent.
"What have I done again-" "Hanky!" The former assassin turned around and saw the clown calling his name. "Hey Tricky" "Whats going on with your friends?" "They found a name for their futur fast food..." "And?" "Okay. I had a joke name but they took it seriously-". Suddenly Sanford and Deimos ran towards the others again. "Tricky! You have a good taste, right?" "Nah he doesn't. He sucks and eats human flesh!". The others looked at him confused: "What are you talking about Sanford?" "You know that time when we still lived with Hank and Tricky? We saw him on their bed eating-" "SANFORD DONT TALK ABOUT THAT IN HERE DUMBASS". Both lovers we're embarrassed as they remembered exactly what happened. "OH WAIT THEY WERE-" before he even finished, Hank moved closer to slap him, remembering how even more embarrassed he felt when it actually happened. "OUCH" "Well deserved" "Sadly San, he's in the right." Disappointed and grossed out, Sanford sulked back inside the building. "So like I was saying .." Deimos spoke again: "Wanna be our ingredient taster to make sure they taste properly?" "Umm... sure why not-?" "Great! Come on in!". He then took the clown's arm and guided him inside of his old place.
This is how Sanford and Deimos managed to make a restaurant. Hank, to help them, put up some posters to attract people. A nostalgic thought reached him; "And to think that it was a simple poster like that who guided me through events to realize who the love of my life was. Fate really is surprising, even for someone like me (motherfucker Wimbleton)
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Years passed again. Sanford and Deimos both managed to make their fast-food a success. "You'll see Dei, we are going to be so popular even Mcdonald is going to ask us to do a collab with us!" "Don't dream too much (for hours at a time). They have millions of channels while we only have one" "WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING MY DREAMS (omg dream cheated cancel aksksksksksksks)?!" "BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID"
Hank himself, having no more job, was helping them with the deliveries. He was definitely not the best employee; "And here you sir have a nice day-" "I never ordered this you got the wrong address" "fUUUUUUU-".
Tricky would taste food in case it got spoiled; "Uh Sanford... when did you bought that milk..." "About 8 months ago-" "SAN I TOLD YOU TO GO GET SOME NEW ONE" "SORRY DEI I FORGOT."
On an unknown day (like we'll never know when it was), Tricky and Hank were walking home together after a long day at work; "It's really not that easy. I keep dropping things and going to wrong houses when doing deliveries!." "Ingredient tasting isnt that fun either to be honest, seeing how Sanford always forgets to buy new stuff so we're stuck with years old supply-" "God I can't imagine the clients eating all of it-" "Thats why I taste it, so that it does not happens" "I love you" "I love you too Hanky ~" "Wanna watch a movie tonight? Tomorrow we're not working so .. we can stay up as late as we want!" "Yes good idea!". As soon as they arrived, they turned the TV on, started the film and hugged each other while watching it.
Everything is hard. Life really is I know. A single thing that can ruin an entire life if we're weak or not determined enough. That's why I'm asking you, my dear readers to do your best and accomplish whatever you want (for exemple: writing fanfics on ships like TrickyxHank). We only have one life, wasting it would be dumb, right? Enjoy the rest of your day :3 - Author
"Tricky." "Eh?" "I have a surprise for you..." "ooo what is it?!" "I can't tell you. You'll have to come to our bed to find out~" "Oh I see where this is going..." "Hehe, come here dear~" (guess what happened afterwards lol its like, totally not obvious pawl roger69696969).
THE END (and no money for Jebus :D)
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Hank x Tricky : The Cause Of One's Bursting Love
FanfictionOriginally Finished: August 2021 I FINALLY FINISHED IT YESS (im so happy oml even tho it probably sucks and the plot doesn't make much in general idc) So I had this idea (aka HeadCanon) while doing nothing except of being a no-life inside of my room...