Btw adrien and marinette know eachothers identities.
Adrien's pov:
What the heck Noah Beck.
Why the flip were my father and my shmexy girlfriend taking so bloody long.
I decided to go and investigate.
I stood up and stormed over to the bathroom.
What the flip.
I hear moans.
I open the door slightly and take a peek.
I am SHOCKED.
I am shocked at what I have stumbled upon.
My father and my saucy lady were getting in on against the wall.
They were so into it that they didn't even notice me.
I was very pissed off.
I shut the door and walked back to the dining table.
I wanted revenge.
Revenge...
I started laughing like a maniac as an idea came to mind.
"Oooh tiki! Where are you, you little freaky thang ?!"
Tiki emerged from my ex foxy lady's purse.
"There you are. Tiki, be a good little gorl and get ur shmexy lil body over here."
Tiki gave me a confused look but obeyed.
"What do you want Adrien?"
"I just saw Marinette and my father doing it so I want to get revenge"
Tiki's eyes darkened and she immediately crashed her lips onto mine.
I was taken aback at first.
Why did she agree so easily to this?
Well she didn't exactly agree because I didn't have time to ask her.
Anywayz.
She grazed her tongue against my bottom lip, asking for entrance and I eagerly granted it to her.
I broke the kiss for a second and gasped for air.
Uh oh.
I accidentally inhaled tiki.
Ah well. What you gonna do?
Got a suggestion tiki 🎤⚰️
I belly laughed at my thoughts.
"Ho Ho Ho"