What Adrien didn't know was that Tiki had a stalker.
Joe Goldberg.
Joe had been following Tiki for months now. Watching her every move. Following her everywhere. Making sure Marinette looked after her.
And now that Tiki had been inhaled by Adrien, Joe made him his next victim.
Joe lept across the room, grabbed adrien by the neck and pinned him to the floor.
"Who the flip are you" Adrien gasped out.
"I'm the last person you're ever going to see"
Joe applied more pressure on Adrien's neck.
"This is some saucy stuff mystery dude" Adrien said as he wiggled his eyebrows.
Joe ignored him and brought his mouth down to Adrien's ear.
"I'm going to bring you to my cage where you will learn to NEVER inhale my sexy ladies EVER again!"
"A cage? Sounds fun ;)"
Joe was about to say something but stopped when he heard footsteps approaching the room.
"ayo get your filthy hands off my son before I akumatize your sorry ass"
Joe stood up and walked over to Gabriel.
Joe then sharted in Gabriel's face and ran away.
Gabriel was SHOCKED.
shocked because it smelt so good 😏
Gabriel walked over to Adrien and kicked him in the face.
"oi wachya do that for" Adrien asked
"because I stole your girlfriend you loser. Sucks to suck. You snooze you loose. Get your head in the game." Gabriel said as he started to twerk with joy.
"I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl"
"omfg stop singing fatha you're embarrazzing me"
"soz"
And with that Gabriel ran away
