At night...
Merrek was HYPED to tell the boys about his lunch. He basically had two women fighting over him. Who wouldn't want that to happen to them? The tension the two had was kind of hot to him.
da bois 😈 🥶
Merrek: y'all would NOT believe what happened to me
Maurice: do tell
Merrek: I had women fighting over me my dick my have some kind of power
Mack: huh?
Tristan: you got some kind of loose ass pussy AND now you suddenly think you can get 2? hell no
Merrek: nah you gotta trust me and my dick
Merrek: basically, I saw a girl with the fattest ass then she comes over to me saying she's my class partner or some shit like that
Tristan: ?? ain't nobody fightin over ur dumbass
Maurice: fax
Mack: fax
Merrek: stfu none of y'all were there to witness this legendary moment
As Merrek laid down on his bed, he scrolled through his Instagram, ogling at the various women that he swipes by. Yet, no matter how long he'd go through his feed, he couldn't stop thinking about what happened at Gregoire. He was hard the entire time. Something about women bickering over him was hot. The subtle remarks, the way they frowned at each other, and the hostility was just... chef's kiss.
As soon as he had whipped it out to beat one out, Merrek gets a sudden text. It's from Deskiny.
Deskiny: heyyyy wyd
Merrek felt a small surge of anger as he read it. Dude just wanted to be beat his meat. Now, of course he could just ignore the message, but no. He decides to answer it.
Merrek: nothing much you?
His plan is quite obvious, and a simple one at that. Instead of murdering his tool, he would stick it in a hole. A hole being a real woman. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Deskiny: wanna meet up
Merrek's mouth was agape. He couldn't understand how he put such little effort to be entitled to such a response. He could feel the drool slowly fall from his mouth.
Merrek: aight bet where
This was the moment of truth. All he need was a "come over 😉" and he'd be set for the night.
Deskiny: at mcdonalds I need to study and I want u to help me
No puss for Merrek tonight. He was not leaving the house at all. So, he did what he does best, lie.
Merrek: oh damn something came up
Deskiny: what came up
And once again, his shitty and sad tactics could not save him. He's given up on smacking the schlong now. Merrek tossed his phone aside and booted up Call of Duty to practice for the tournament. He heard his phone vibrate profusely, and not once did he attempt to check the phone.
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The Chronicles of M
HumorMerrek is the light skin bad boy of the school. Women are submissive to him on a daily basis. But here's the catch, he only is in it for fun. Deskiny is his new catch. What will happen? P.S. THEY ARE ALL 18 AND OVER DO NOT COME FOR PLS THX ;)
