Trender & offender trouble in the family

not so welcoming

Smexy smiled as he got up to look at who was awake. "Well hello~" he purred before a tree branch slapped him crossed the face. It knocked him to the floor. "Ow! What the ever-loving fuck was that?" Offenderman's head swiveled around with paranoia.

The creep investigated the source but his footsteps woke up Trender from his slumber. The tailor roughly got out of bed. He headed down the stairs, rubbing his eyes in irritation. " What is going on down there... Do you know what time it is!" Trender snapped with a loud screech. Offender covered his ears. "Hey, hey, hey... No need to snap at me. I just got hit with a damn tree breach that just came out of nowhere.."

Trenderman examined with confusion. Smexy's appearance with the tree branch sitting on the floor by the back door was a hard thing to process. All this confusion made Trender screech more. "What type of fucked up shit are you into, man!?" Closing his eyes, Offender walked off to avoid answering. "You know what...? I don't think I want to know, just keep it down...", he headed back to bed. Smexy reclined back to watch more tv.

The night passed on to a productive day. Trender and Randy were working. Danny and Offender were home. Danny had his nose in a book. Smexy, on the other hand, was still trying to theorize about the tree branch that slapped him last night. "I don't get it!" Offenderman screeched some more. The commotion caused Danny to put his book down. "What about it?! it's just a tree branch." Danny winced, his ears hurting from the screeching. Giving a similar expression Trender gave the other night. Offender smugly moved close to whisper. "-And that's where you're wrong, my friend..." "What do you mean?! Did you fly with it?" Danny incredulously asked. Smexy's smirk lessened. "Oh. Ha-ha. Very funny... NOT." Danny rolled his eyes, going back to his book. Anticipating Randy's return.

Offender threw the branch outside the window. Closing the door before hearing the doorbell ring, "Mm... Coming!" Danny irritatingly yelled before walking over to the door. "Oh- Hey! Uncle Splendor! How are you?" Danny's energy rose up. Splendor smiled back. Passing through the door with his wife to be. "Hello, Danny. How have you been?" Splendor extended a hand to shake. Danny returned the shake extremely animated. Letting them both in. "How are you both?" Danny spoke over Splendor. Rushing with the teacups and tea bags. Firing up the pot on the stove. "Hot water should be ready soon," Danny announced to them.

The couple spotted Offender still rubbing his cheek. "Dear- Dear brother! What happened to you?!" Splendor exclaimed in concern. Offender huffed and sulked. "Long story." "Alright, brother." Splendor humored. Their heads turning to the steam of the pot screaming. Danny quickly rushed to deliver the tea to everyone. "I hope you like tea, m'lady?" "Of course, dear. I love tea," Johann humored. Scooting closer to Splendor. "I was hoping Trender was here for the dress suit..." Splendor dejectedly sighed, returning the cup to Danny. Danny humored with a smile. "Trender is currently working with my brother at the moment. They should be home about 3'o clock."

" So... Little brother can't wait for the big day, huh?," Smexy purred in Splendor's ear. Waiting for him to reply, "O-oh. Yes. I can't wait to get married to this lovely lady," Johann moved her head asside to blush. Offender showed his crocodile smile. "How many kids would you both be having?" Splendorman spat out his tea at the sudden interogation. Stammering in a loss for words. Beginning to protest while squirming in his seat, "I'm not sure at this moment. We aren't even married yet?" "Mmm... Two or three?" Johann quietly blurted, making Splendor's face flush harder. "Are we really going to talk about this NOW!?" "It's alright to plan ahead in life, my dear, but there is something you should know..." She frowned. Smexy glanced up from his drink. "Oh? What will that be?"

Johann rubbed her arm uncomfortably. Splendorman empathized, stopping the arm rubbing tenderly. "What is it, my dear?" His face up close to her to avoid Smexy's prying in. "What if I can't have kids at all...?" Splendor put his hand on her shoulder. "What do you mean? If you don't want to talk about it now, it's alright," Johann sighed with a forced smile. "We'll bother with that later," She kissed his cheek.