Going to use the RP format for this one because y e s. Also I'm too lazy to animate this.
Signol: *walks in* Player, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Player: 17 again?
Signol: Yea.
Player: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Signol: What hole- OH MY STARS!
Signol takes a few steps back after nearly falling into the hole in front of Player.
Signol: WHAT IS THAT!?
Player: It's a hole.
Signol: Yea I can see that. What's it doing there?
Player: Well I woke up and came to the Emporium this morning.
Player takes a sip out of their coffee mug.
Player: Then there was a hole.
Signol: What are you going to do about it?
Player: Well, I put a rug over it.
Player: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Signol: Shall we call Ploque or something?
Player: Oh yeah, I called Ploque yeah.
Signol: Well, where is she?
Player: She's in the hole.
Signol looks behind herself for a moment, then turns back to Player.
Signol: Where is Verano?
Player:
Signol: Player, where is the Star Savior?
Player: They're training.
Signol: Oh. Where do they train?
Player: In the hole.
Signol: MY STARS! How deep even is this thing?
Signol snatches Player's empty coffee cup, then drops it into the hole. There was no sound of the mug shattering into pieces.
Player: That was my favorite mug :(
???: AAAAAAAAAA
Player: Now it's in the hole.
Signol: Player, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know, it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell, or-
Signol looks up at Player, only to realize they weren't there.
Signol: Player? Player!? PLAYER!?!?!?!?
Player walks into the room, holding an apple.
Player: Hey what's up, I got a snack.
Player takes a bite out of the apple. Signol seems exasperated
Signol: Player, will you please take this seriously?
A zombie pops out of the hole. Signol starts screaming out of complete fear. Player pulls a gun out of their satchel and starts shooting at the zombie until it goes away.
Signol: What was that!?
Player: Hole person.
Player tosses their apple into the hole.
Signol: WHERE DID IT COME FROM!?
Player facepalmed.
Signol: Right, the hole, yea. Dude, why are you being so calm about this.
Player: I'm more worried about Kydra.
Signol: Who's Kydra-
Kydra breaks through a wall, grabs Signol, and runs off (don't ask why).
Player: That's Kydra.
Player pulls out the movie Signol was looking for out of their satchel.
Player: Oh there it is.
Player accidentally drops the movie into the hole.
Player: Oh sh*t.
THE END LOL
also uh thanks to TomSka for the original video, linked up there :D
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