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View of buildings shifts down to underground in the turtles' lair, where the brothers are in their arcade. Thumping techno music plays as Raph follows the patterns on a dancing machine.]

Raph "Yeah, all right. Get 'em.  Ooh, ahh."

[Grunting]

Leo "I don't think he's got this."

Mikey "Hey!  Leave him alone."

Leo "What? I'm just saying he doesn't have this."

Raph "You're just trying to get in my head."

Donnie "Oh, my peaches and cream, he just doubled."

[Scene cuts to image of Splinter's feet as he's walking, coughing and wheezing all the while. Back to the turtles.]

Raph "Rag! Now!"

Mikey "

[Uses a rag to wipe the sweat from Raph's brow.]

 Have I ever told you how big and beautiful you are?"

Raph "No, but thank you."

Donnie "Uh, he is about to set a new high score.  I can't watch, but I can't not watch!"

[Switch again to Splinter, still wheezing and his breathing labored.  Walking through the lair, swiping his hand across things and knocking them over.  Back to the turtles at the dancing machine.]

Leo "You know what they say about big-time moments?"

Raph "Yes, I do.  They say that in big-time moments, leaders make . . . ."

Splinter "

[Yelling from somewhere behind them.]

 Brain!"

Dance Machine "

[Raph has stopped moving.]

Game Over."

[Scene swipes across to Splinter, clutching his head.]

Splinter "Ow, my brain!"

[Brothers all shriek at the sight of him.]

Donnie "No!  Why?"

[Splinter inhales sharply and then sneezes weakly.  Looks very ill.]

Leo "Gesundheit."

Mikey "Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh, Splinter's a zombie!"

Donnie "Mikey, zombies are interested in other people's brains."

Raph "Rat Flu.  This is not a drill.  I repeat this is not a drill, boys."

Alexa: rat flu?

Announcer "

[As words flash across the screen.]

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