Mascot Melee

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Raph:What’s the word? Am I clear?

Leo:Looks bueno from here. You are go for Operation Let’s hope Raph comes back alive.

Raph:Stop calling me that.

Donnie:A first ever exploratory in daylight. They are gonna name sewer grates after you, pal.

Raph:I fit right in with all the mascots. This hippo suit works great in Times Square.

Mikey:Totally.  But for the record I still think my trench coat idea would’ve worked.

Alexa: so old school!

High fives Mikey.

Leo:There’s the store.

Mikey:Go get Splinter’s birthday gift. Our eyes depend on it.

[Flashback]

Splinter: Time for today’s training. It’s a little drafty.

Others:Oh no!

Mikey: My eyes!

Alexa revolts.

Leo:We gotta get him a new robe.

Splinter:Who’s up for jumping jacks?

Leo:Steady as she goes. Old man on your right. Kid on your right. He’s got peanut butter ice cream.

Alexa: mmmmmm. Peanut butter!

Donnie:Oh no your allergies. Evasive Maneuver! Evasive Maneuver!

Alexa: what!? He's allergic to peanut butter? I feel so bad for you bro!

Raph: Close. Oh man. This is crazy cool. First turtle to ever skate thought a crowd totally unnoticed and his name is Raph.

Donnie:Video text from April.

Mikey: April’s memes are so lit!

Donnie:You know I bet you think I would’ve like cookies coming out of butts, but it turns out I do.

Raph: Sorry. My bad?

Leo:You got this bud. Now go get that robe, our night terrors end today.

Raph: Yes. What? No no no. My wallet. My wallet. Excuse me, have you seen my wallet? There’s a skull on it and a teddy bear Town Frequent buyer card inside.

Donnie:Did he just say he lost his wallet?

Raph: No! [whispers] Have you seen my lost money.

Donnie:You did lose it!

Mikey:Oh no.

Leo:Well you better find it.

Mikey:Why does a hippo have pockets?

Alexa: its a costume Raph!

Donnie:Do not tell me you lost it in the lair.

Leo:Where’s the last place you  have it?

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