"Ussop?!" We saw him throw into our cell, "Stupid Robin, does she hate me now she just totally stabbed me in the back! That's messed up right Zoro? She ratted me out! If only she went with what I said we'd have the Merry back by now." Ussop yells, I open one of my eyes, "You should be more grateful to Robin," I close my eye again and lean into Zoro's shoulder, "Grateful?! Why would I be grateful!" He shouts, "Cause you two are with me now." Zoro says, "I see. Robin know I'd be safer here with you. She was thinking of my wellbeing all along." He tears up, "But still." He thinks, there was a click and I shot up, we saw all the Marines pointing their shotguns at us, "This place doesn't seem that safe." He says as he looks at all of them, "Damn it." Zoro grabs my collar with his teeth and pulls me behind him, I yelp as I was sandwiched between his back and the wall, "Hey! Protect me too Zoro! Why won't you protect me too!" Ussop inches over to his and cries, "Cause you're disposable compared to Nat." He stares at the Maries, "WHAT?!" He cries and falls on the ground.
"What do you think you're doing soldier! Do you peons know who I am?!" Someone else was thrown into our cell, "Oh yes, you kept saying it over and over. You're Special Inspector Shepherd from HQ right?" They taunt, "If you know who I am and if you value your job then get me out of here! I have to speak with Commander Johnathan immediately!" He bangs on the bars, Ussop stares at the new man and grins, "What Ussop? What did you realise?" I whisper, "This is the guy that Robin is pretending to be which makes them think that's he's one of us." He whispers back, "That's enough, you're embarrassing yourself, a man's gotta know when he's done for. Struggling will only make it worse. Good to see you Comdariano." Ussop says, I snicker lightly, "Comdariano? Who's that? What are you talking about?" He turns around, "Hey stop kidding around, don't tell me you've already forgotten your name? It's us! Zoro, Nat and Ussop silly." I stand up, "What are you-" Zoro turns to me and I bite his ear hard, "OW!" He yelps, "Get away I'm not your buddy!" He tries to run away from me, "Soldier! I don't know these people!" He shouts, "Don't tell me that fall made you hit your head, you idiot." Zoro grins, "Well that confirms it, we don't need to interrogate him." The Marines shrug, I smile and go back down to sit next to Zoro, "What do you mean?" He asks the Marines, they start to walk away, "Wait! Wait where do you think you're going! I'm ordering you! Come back! I'll have you all court marshalled!" He yells, Zoro stands up and goes behind him, "Comdariano." He says, "What?" He quickly turns around and Zoro headbutts him, knocking him out cold, Ussop and I cringe in pain as the inspector falls to the ground, "I think we've just had about enough of that crap." He sits back down and uses his teeth again to pull my collar closer to him, "Stop it." I whine and thrash around but his teeth were still gripped to my clothes, not letting me go, "Nice going Zoro!" Ussop snickers, "Stop it Ussop, you're creeping me out." Zoro sputters, "Ew! Zor, your drool is seeping into the shirt!" I try to get away from him, "Calm down, it's not like you haven't touched it before." He finally lets go of my collar.
"Hey Zoro, do you get that feeling that something's not right around here?" Ussop looks left and right at the bars, Zoro was almost asleep on my shoulder, I was supporting his entire weight on my back as he leant forwards on me, "There's tension in the air, I feel it." He doesn't open his eyes, we heard footsteps coming downstairs, then the galloping sounds of all the Marines coming out of their hiding positions, "Huh? Mekao?" They look at him, "Who's that?" I try to look out without slipping out of Zoro's perch, "That's the old geezer by the docks." Ussop looks at him, "What? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU CRAZY OLD FART!" The squadron leader asks, "I came down here to ask a question is all! There's no need for those swords put them away!" He says, "Hm, it's a trap." Zoro whispers in my ear, I nod, "So that question, it's not for you, it's for long nose in that cell over there." He appeared in front of us, "Did anything happen to the Merry! Is she alright?" Ussop asks, "Don't worry she's in good hands for the time being, I promise, your ship is okay." He says, "Ahh, that's a relief." Ussop sighs, "You're the one who repairs that ship right? You gotta do something about those mast plates, if you nail down steel plates without properly splice the mast will snap in the first sign of a strong wind." The old man says, "A splice?" Ussop asks, "You mean you don't know what a splice is?" He looks at Ussop, the two started talking about Sky Island and the two happily chatted like old friends, "Wait, so that night your ship was repaired, did it look like someone from the mist?" The old man asks, "Yeah, do you know who it is?" Ussop nods, "I think I may know who it is..." He touches his chin, then two Marines grabbed the old man and pulled him up, "Times up." The leader says, "Show him the way out." He nods, "Yes sir." The Marines take him out, dragging him up the stairs, "Wait! Tell me who it was!" Ussop yells, "I didn't even get to tell you the most important part of it all! If you truly treasure that ship like I think you do, you should pay attention to the parts which you usually wouldn't! Those are the parts that need it most! Did you get all that?" He yells as he exits the cellar, "Yeah! I did, thanks old man! And I'll always remember it!" Ussop shouts back.
"Hey Zoro! Nat! Ussop! Where are you!" We hear Luffy's distant voice, "Wait, that sounds like Luffy." I perk up, "Hey!" He yells again, "It is Luffy." Ussop stands up, "HEY! LUFFY! DOWN HERE!" Usop shouts, "Ussop, the guards can hear him coming too." Zoro says, "NO! Then turn back! Then who's gonna rescue us... I'm confused, tell me what to say." He says quietly, "I dunno, they can rescue us if they want to." Zoro smirks, "RESCUE US IF YOU WANT TO!" Ussop yells, "This way!" We saw Luffy jump down the stairs with Sanji after him, "Oh no, they're here! Please be careful Lufffy!" Ussop says, "FOUND THEM!" He screeches to a halt in front of our cell, "Hold on! We'll get you... out... of... here..." He touches the bars and seemed to melt into a puddle, I shoot up, "Luffy you idiot! Don't touch it, it's got sea prism stone!" I try to kick his hands off the bars, "Nat! My love!" Sanji had heart eyes, "We've been waiting for you. Surrender peacefully and we might let you live." We all turn to the voice and saw a collection of Marines with swords in hand, "Heh, you're kidding me right. do you seriously think that's enough to stop us?" Sanji grins, "Is this enough for you?" There were more Marines this time holding guns at the other end of the hall, "Ha. Now I'm shaking in my boots." Sanji looks at them nonchalantly, Sanji assesses the situation and starts to attempt to kick the door down, "Now this will be good. It'll take nothing short of a cannon to take those things down." The Marines laugh, "Oh man, that's one tough cage." Sanji grits his teeth, "A cannon? Ah! That's it! Sanji! Reach into my pocket." Ussop stands up, "What for?" He asks, "I have an impact dial in there. You can use it to blow up these bars." Ussop grins, "Hold up Ussop, we can't let Sanji use that, impact dials hurt whoever uses them too!" I stand up, "Oh my sweet Nat is worrying about me!" He had hearts radiating off him, "No time to be a wimp! Hurry up and grab it." Ussop inches his pocket forwards, "Shut up gorilla man, I'll show you something you might find interesting." Sanji holds the impact dial up, "A shell?" They look at it, "It might not be the best place to stand." He places it on the lock, "Yep, yep, yep." Ussop appeared at the back wall with Zoro in a second, "Sanji, as your doctor, I'm only allowing you to use eighty percent of your power, no more otherwise you'd seriously hurt yourself." I turn around and start to walk back, "Anything for you my love!" He sings, "Shut up curly brow! She's my love!" Zoro yells, "Yeah well she's worrying about me not you!" He shouts back, Ussop and I sigh, "STOP STALLING! HURRY UP!" I yell, "Of course~!" He presses the dial, "Who? This wall-mannered snake?" We hear Ussop's voice, everyone was confused, Sanji blushes red in embarrassment and I try to hide my laugh, "You moron." Zoro averts his eyes, "Was that your super awesome secret weapon cause it's kinda lame." The Marines laugh, "Shut up or I'll gut you." Sanji glares at them and they all freeze in fear, "O-Oh sorry Sanji, it's on the other side. Sorry... it's uh... this side." Ussop inches his other pocket, Sanji grunts as he takes it and fastens it onto the lock, he presses it and a putrid smell rushes out of it, I almost vomit, "Stinky..." Ussop holds his nose, Sanji looked like he was about to cry in embarrassment, "W-What idiot would store a fart in an odour dial!" Ussop gasps for air, "I... thought it would be funny..." Luffy was still weakened by the bars, "You idiot, Luffy let go of the bars!" I shove my nose into Zoro's shirt taking deep breaths, my eyes widen, "Wait!" I look at the flame lanters, "GET DOWN! IT'S GONNA BLOW!" I cover my head and shove my nose back into Zoro and at that exact moment the light ignites the gas and creates a chain reaction, "Mission... accomplished..." Ussop looked half dead as the entire cell collapsed on itself, "Yeah, you can say that again," Zoro lifts the huge stone off him and helps me up, breaking the wooden cuffs, "Come on Luffy." I try to drag him out but his arm just stretched, "Ugh." I hit his head and he yelps awake, "Well no point in standing around, let's get out of here." Zoro grabs his swords and throws Ussop's knapsack at him, "Thanks." He fastens it around him, "My darling." I grab the Wado Ichimonji and kiss its sheath, Sanji's jaw drops to the ground, "Y-You're telling me you love that sword more than me." He cries, "Oh never leave mine or Zor's side ever again." I cry and kiss it over and over again.
"Everybody run!" Luffy shouts and we all sprinted out of the cellar, "Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait a sec!" Ussop runs after us, "DON'T LET ZORO LEAD WE'LL GET LOST!" Ussop yells, I burst into laughter, "Oh would you just shut up!" He had an ick mark, I kept laughing, "And you stop laughing!" He grumbles, Luffy and I kept doubling over laughing. " I told you! Now we're lost!" Ussop screams as we kept running around, "Yeah where the hell are we? How do you get lost going to the front door? That's impossible!" Sanji looks around, "I said shut up!" Zoro shouts, "Well to be fair they might've set a trap at the front door so let's just think of it as avoiding those traps." I smile at Sanji, "Of course my dear!" He sings, "Idiot." Zoro growls at Sanji.