(📓) going to the mall

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bf name= keith gf name= becca (less cluttered, 2nd person Y/N Pov and also longer than before

when you wake up, you dont see ruv near you, so you slowly start to panic and question
where he was, without even fucking knowing you could just go downstairs like a idiot crying, but you were too tough to cry so you just went down without crying.

ruv greeted you with a friendly "hey there, N/N" you wave back and see sarv snoring on the mattress in front of you, you shake her slightly to wake her up, but she doesnt budge "dang.. she must be that deep into sleep-"

so you just instead walk up to ruv, asking "got anything to do?" "not really." you think to yourself, trying to make a idea on what to do. sarv interrupts your thoughts out of nowhere by yelling out "maybe we can go to the mall!" you then think to yourself "good idea."

ruv suggested that we should go to red snow, one of the better malls with better stuff. "what a weird name" you think to yourself.

you + sarv agree, ruv nods slightly and gets the keys saying "i drive." you get up from sitting on the floor and run outside to the car, (its on the street but not in the middle idk how to explain it lmao) waiting for ruv to unlock the car.

you heard the car beep, so you excitedly open the front-left door, and jokingly sit in the drivers seat

ruv notices you sitting in his seat and he growls "get out of my seat. сволочь(bastard)." you scoff at the insult he just said and say "im sitting here as a way to mess with ya a bit?!"

he kinda yells out "OH, sorry" you nod to sign you accepted the apology and ask "can you move so i can go to the other seat?" "you can just crawl to the other seat" "oh ye" you crawl to the other seat and hear "god dayum shawty" you blush so red you look like you get sunburnt,
yelling "OH PLEASE-"

ruv laughs and says while also laughing "it was a joke LMAO" (yes he says lmao now stfu) you sit in your seat and look behind you to see sarv zoning out, you say "uhhh sarv?" she shakes her head and smiles at you, "yea?" "dont tell me you heard that did you?" "oh i heard that loud and clear!" as she makes a heart symbol like shes one of those youtubers who vlog "their morning routines".

you yell at her "GET BUCKLED WERE GONNA GO" "can i bring selever?" "absolutely fucking not." "pwease??" "how bout you pwease fucking shut up" you burst out laughing at that and say "pwease let her!!" while looking at ruv with puppy dog eyes he pushes your face away while saying "no" you say "aweee, it would be fun with him" he scoffs and says "I CAN BE FUN TOO!!1!1"

you then remember the time when you guys played what do you meme?, it was real fun, especially cause ruv was always picking the funniest pictures he could find. one of your faves combos were that kid smiling with arson in the back and "when you open your birthday card from grandma and no money comes out"

(back on track )
ruv starts the car and starts to drive, ofc he had a gps on cause hes too stupid to remember where to go, so you just watched the gps move closer and closer to red snow. the last time you went there you saw dd and mm fight keith... that must've been embarrassing for becca. by the time you were done thinking of the fight, you were at red snow in no time.

ruv hits your arm with his elbow signaling that you guys were finally here. you unbuckle fast and open the car door, jumping out of the car very excitedly.

sarv comes out quietly as ruv also gets out and puts on a different hat and coat, you could tell he was disguising himself cause he was a criminal apparently. ruv sighs, crossing his fingers (699th word lol) that he wont be caught.

you walk in with sarv and ruv, you could barely even fuckin recognize him. that was a good thing though. he looked as if he had a green jacket, with a black cap, he looked so funny-

you head straight to the posters, to surprisingly see sarv and ruv on one of them. "huh, you guys must be that popular!" you say to sarv, "mhm!" "wish i was on there..):" "dont worry you'll be popular enough soon!" you nod and grab the sarv and ruv poster, asking the cashier, who looked like...some type of blue cheese? "how much for this?" "6.99"

you say "mk" and put seven bucks on the table, a extra 2 for taxes. screw you taxes.. you give him the buck and he gives you 1.30$ for exchange and says, "now shoo" sarv complains "thats not kind of you to say!" ruv just stares at him like hes gonna kill him. the blue cheese looks at ruv and says "im not scared of you haha" ruv drags you out of there and goes to the clothing section.

he grabs a random cute dress and says "try it on, i bet it'll look cute on you." you grab the dress and go to the changing room to see how it looks. ruv waits outside for you, looking quite excited to see how you look.

you come out of the changing room and ruv looks at you, saying "it looks amazing!" while blushing and smiling like it doesnt hurt him a bit. you say "thanks.." kinda shy cause you arent the one to wear dresses in public, you usually wear baggy clothing to cover your body. "yknow, you dont always have to cover your body." you nod and change back into your original clothing, paying for it.

ruv interrupts the payment and says "you dont always have to pay either, lemme pay for it." "no me" "nah, i dont want you going poor." "fine" "thats what i thought" ruv pays for the dress and holds your hand while walking out, which makes you kinda flustered. (btw you are like sarv's height in this book so yes)

sarv says "you guys are such a perfect couple! cant wait to be a step-mom." you slap sarv across the face and cover your face with the other hand you had free. sarv says "im half-joking, geez- anyways, wanna go to the McBeeples next to us? their food is amazing here!" (YES MCDONALDS IS MCBEEPLES)

ruv says "yeah, im getting kinda hungry. wanna come with us N/N?" you quickly uncover your face and say "YES-" really fast to the that point sarv laughs, "what do you need from there? you can always look at the menu!" you look at the menu and say "ooh, F/F looks real good. and F/D!" "large drink or medium or midget?" "large pls" "okay"

small time skip
after eating the food you guys feel real full, you also feel kinda tired. you check the time and its.. 8:39PM?? you say "guys? its getting kinda late.. the mall closes at 9 and its 8:39." ruv says "oh shit," "lets buy sel something, and for me too!" sarv drags yall to the accessory section and grabs a pink bow(herself), red bow tie(sel), purple bow(ras), purple bow tie(ruvzy), and a F/C bow(y/n). "screw it im getting all you guys one!"

time skip again
you guys payed fucking 20 bucks for that, + tax 21.30.. fucking hate taxes istg, ruv gets the car keys from his pocket and goes to the car, unlocking it. you unleash your hand from his and get in the car, relieved to finally be where you call home.

ruv sits down  (almost spelt shits down- KQKQKQK) and looks behind to see sarv already buckled. "geez, you're very fucking fast." "yep!" you watched the gps in boredom and again, like in no time you guys were home. you look up and unbuckle yourself, running out the car and into the church. you luckily had a copy of the church thing that unlocks the door itself, cause sarv made it for you. (she has abilities to make things)

you run up to ruvs room and flop on his bed. ruv walks in, taking off his jacket and cap, realizing he forgot his ushanka and real jacket in the car, but eh, he can get it tomorrow. you get in a comfy posture and put the blanket over you, ruv sliding in the blankets carefully again "you dont need to slide in carefully again unless im sleeping.." he says "oh, okay" you both then falling asleep, saying "good night" to each other.

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