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tHE oNe wHo lOsT inNoCeNce

A/n:

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Bangtan shorts #2

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KimTata has changed their username to KimTiddie

JinJinJin

???

MochiMan

I like tiddies

DimpleJoon

I have tiddies




MochiMan

I no longer like tiddies

DimpleJoon

:I

JinJinJin

no ones gonna ask why Taehyung would name himself Tiddie?

KimTiddie

Because Tiddies are juicy 




KimTiddie

+milky

YOU

as a girl in this gc, I now feel uncomfortable 

AgustD_Min

its not like you have tiddies

YOU

its not like you have dick

AgustD_Min

...

MochiMan

Actually I'd like to object. he does very much 
have a dick. 




JinJinJin

anyway. Is tae drunk?

KimTiddie

one doesn't need to be drunk to be honest

Justin_Seagul

facts




HoeSuck

something is very wrong here




JinJinJin

Something is different




AgustD_Min

it's Taehyung you dumbasses. He's speaking our language 




DimpleJoon

but didn't he always speak Korean?

AgustD_Min

not Korean-

AgustD_Min

Ah ffs Namjoon. Did you swap souls with Taehyung or something




KimTiddie