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Yoongles

BULLSHIT



Jincakes

Nice to meet you. And I'm Jin.



Yoongles

Don't fucking mess with me rn, Im not in the mood




HopeWorld

dang what happened?



NamJ

He lost in the twerking battle with Tae



Jincakes

lmao and?



NamJ

now Tae gets to go on a date with Jimin



Jincakes

lol he should've known that ass is as round as a taemato



Jincakes

Pun intended 



Hopeworld

I can hear the wiper laugh echoing in my head and it's scary.



Yoongles

stfu I didn't even want the whole thing. tiddieless taehyung forced me. and now what? HE GETS TO TAKE AWAY MY HOE




NamJ

calm down hyung, it's just a date




HopeWorld

it's not like it's the first time they're going out





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Like Yoongi hyung, I highly object.




Yoongles 

who tf r u?




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IREUMEUN JUNGKOOK.



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