Y/N X Reader [Cops Called, Gone Wrong, Gone Sexual]

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y/n was casually walk down the street when suddenly, her bes fren, walked up to her!!1! y/n's bestie, was the biggest bully in da skool!!!1!b She protected sweetie littleth yn from smaller bully who thot they were better.

They weren't bettwr and Y/N started crying because they got a bee sting11!1!!!1 Will y/n be ok???!?@?!?@? They had to be urgently rushed to the hopcicle and her best friend, laughed at them. "LMAO YOU GOT A BEE STING LMAO YOU ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO BEES" Their best friend screamed next to y/n's hopcicle bed.

As thy nade it to the hopcicle Y/N found them self about to balck out when sudenly tgey opened there eyes and pop there in a different world where people are part animals, there arll caniableds they eat esch otywr and some even have jobs! LMAO your a weird thing with soft slin.

Oh course me being my 0,2 self i went to the store to go buy some milk....i found my ling last father and all je did was insult me....i cried but then...My 12,8 boyfriend came amd saved me from my eivil step father  but he accadentally stepped ontop of me and i layed there, as i layed there his deep corpse sounding voice cried for me as i died and bled out...my lifeless body sonn became a god and ruled but now u was only half an inch tall so then

Y/N cerid even harder111!1 she sonbed so loudly that any living thing that heard her putrid wails die...!!!1! after she stopped 
crying ahe pulled her hirlboss bully best friend into the strotosphere and into their new universe. Y/N was happy she was here!!!1! They started roaming around the weird forest, where the trees had white trunk and rainbow leaves!!! They had glowy crystal bines that were pink and blue and purple!!!

Y/N started to wander around the mysterious forest, glancing around at the gorgous sights. They were so happy to be in such a photogenic wonderland, that she wasn't paying attention to where she was going. She let out a loud screech as she fell into a what felt like a bottomless pit.

Y/n  hit the pit she feel and broke both there legs as well as there secreu kinfe which stabed there butt, then so car thatbwas hanging for the trees broke and killed them, then her boyfriends showed up in the dream of death  and they brokw up with her.

As i oied there in my bed, hopelessly crying, i suddenly heard a big bang in my coochie iblook and it was my hamster...He had turned into a 20,8 foot tall handsom alpha monkey 2.0 upgrade and he kissed me 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Y/N then started a forest fire and brunt the hamster coochie alon with the very preety forest in it!!!1! She had learned that the jurlboss bestie wass the one for here!!!1! As she wakl very excited to her besties hous, she threw her exbf into a washing machine and murder hime!!! Nothing could geet in her wa now 🤪🤬🤬👹😈.

After the murder of her ex boyfriend, she realized how exciting the rush felt. She then decided to plan her next murder, feeling addicted to the adrenaline. She walked past her bestie's house, and went to her own. Once she got inside, she shoved a knife, matches, and gasoline into her bag. She set off back to her bestie's house with a mischievous smile on her face.

My new husband Mr.Azawa soon became my husband and we had children
...as i was hivong birth my cooch gave birth to 2 pillow cases and i named them my hump pillow and my body pillow....as soon as i gave birth to them i had died...they where 34892,9 feet tall and me being my half inch self doed of a heart attack so i donates it to a nice kind kid who was dying and had been ran over 2884793 times

I can bak alive and divorced mr aizuwu and murder my nasty little pillow childs (they died lol)!! I decided to start a new life in my dead parents house!1!! They, along with my goldfish, dog, and 12 parakeets had died in a plane crash when i was only 5 minut olds!!1 so i fixed up the hous like in those shitty mobile game ads!!1! My wavy choccy like locks(in a loose ponytail hehe) and emerald orbiez did some hot girl shit and called qerlboss bestie!!1! "What the fuck do you want?" She says very passionitly. "pls help!!1!" I cry. She didn't. I died for the 64836389 time this week.

The end!!1!..or is it.