Suiting Up

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After a good while of arguing me and pip find Tempest, Calamity, Winona at the bar when they see us only one thing they said. "What the hell happened to you two. "

Why did they say that, well we both have bruises and scratches over each other and both have black eyes.

"Jeez kid Candi just fixed ya up. "

"Well blame this stubburn mule. "

"Oh that's rich coming from you pippy. "

She growl. "Stop calling me that. "

"Never. "

"Alright, alright calm down you two, you sound like an old married couple." Then we both yell at him.

"We do not! "

He laughs." Even says the same things when's the honeymoon. "

"Shut up!" We yell again and then sit on opposite sides of calamity.

"Man too easy. "

"Keep it up cowboy you'll be eating that hat. "

"Sure. "

Then the bar keep comes up to us.

"What'll you be having. "

"Apple cider if you got it if not surprise me. "Tempest says she'll have the same, he says that'll be fifty caps, I reach into my pocket but in fact I was reaching into my inventory and pull out the caps and put them on the counter and slide them to him and he checks them.

"Dude they're bottle caps not bits in the days of old. "

"Still have to check son."

"Whatever just please get our drinks it's be a long couple days for me and tempest. "

He shrugs and takes em then the second bar keep is tuning the radio and finds what's he's looking for. "Hey everypony DJ-pon3 is on. "

Everyone shuts up and listen in.

"Hey everypony this is DJ-Pon3 coming to live with some news, looks like those raiders down in ponyville were taken out by a stable pony saving a few ponies along the way, then a few days later another pony showed up guns ablazing killing more raiders in harsher ways I haven't seen in years you know what that means ponies our courrier is back so I have a special thank you to this stable pony and a welcome back to the wastelands greatest hero let's welcome and welcome back them with a sweetiebelle classic. "Music starts playing and I recognize it as one of the songs me and sis sang to each other so we'd get to sleep faster.

"I'm coming little song bird, I may not be taking you back but I need to make sure you didn't get yourself killed. "

But then the music cuts off and another stallions voice comes on as I recgonize as red-eye from him taking over some sprite-bots.

"Not this asshole. "

"Know him kid. "

"Not officially got some info out of a raider first day out to get a feel for all the big players out here but some of his buddies had me pin in ponyville had to kill them. "

"Wait ponyville you weren't the fella that killed those raiders down there."

"Yep also rescued tempest there now I'm helping her get back home. "

"Fehw I thought the courier was back they said he was a mad pony."

"Oi watch your words. "

"Oh you one of his fans. "

"You could say that."

"Well I'm just saying what a lot of ponies think."

I pull out path and point it between his eyes, and give a deadly glare. "Watch what you say about me and my sisters father you feathered mule. "

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