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It was not Taehyung's fault.
No matter what anyone says - it was not his fault.
See, Jungkook was the captain of the soccer team. And he was ... energetic, to say the least. He took his energy out by running laps over laps around the school.
He liked to be at school at the brink of dawn to get in a morning workout while the school was still empty.
And He loved doing squats - paid extra attention to his legs. He had leg-days four times a week and mini-leg-days the remaining three of them!
And well - it showed.
When he stood. When he ran. When he jogged. When he walked. When he sat. When he bent over to pick up something.
It showed.
Secondly - to make matters even worse - Jungkook had the collection of the tiniest shorts in the world.
He wore them every single day. And Taehyung was over at Jungkook's place almost every single day too. So, naturally ... Taehyung got to see Jungkook's behind a little too often.
Jungkook used to wear them to school too - until once, some girl decided to walk right up to him, and sit down in his lap, on his bare thighs, to flirt. Jungkook thought it was 'too sticky for his liking'. Taehyung thought he was just scared because Jungkook avoided that girl and wore baggy sweatpants for three months straight after that.
Anyway - those were the two major reasons of Taehyung's innocence.
The third was that Jungkook had deliberately been wiggling his tushie in Taehyung's face that day. So, it wasn't Taehyung's fault that he touched it.
Or played with it.
And he most definitely was not going to acknowledge the fact that he did.
That's what Taehyung told himself before he fell asleep. Perhaps he had eaten a bit too much because Taehyung had a dream about some very sexy carrots that night. When he woke up the next day, he didn't remember the dream at all.
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"-you will have seen this morning some mist and fog patches around first thing. As we make our way through the day, these will eventually be lifted and cleared. The clouds will thin and allow a brighter weather into the early evening-"
"Dad, did you hear about this new thing they invented?"
