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Chapter 3: Sunday - Monday

"Hey Jia," Taehyung smiled.

Jia smiled back at him, "You're late."

"What?" Taehyung frowned and checked his watch, "I'm like - three minutes late. That's not late."

"Late and stinky."

"What??" Taehyung gasped and Jia just shrugged, smug. Taehyung pulled the front of his shirt forward and sniffed himself, "Liar."

"I'm not lying. Everyone within a fifty meter radius can probably smell you."

"Dude - really?" Taehyung asked, now looking very worried, his brows ceased together, "I did put on a lot of spray though. Just gimme a minute okay? I'll be right back-" mumbled Taehyung while getting up but Jia grabbed his arm, breaking into a little laugh at how worried Taehyung looked, "I'm kidding."

Taehyung squinted his eyes at her, "Bitch."

Jia chuckled to herself, "Relax. The world won't end if you don't smell like a walking talking axe bottle at all times."

"They have a special place in hell for people like you," Taehyung said as he sat back down on the chair, "And this is not axe, by the way."

Jia leaned forward and placed her face against the palm of her hand, smiling, "And I am very interested in this conversation."

Taehyung rolled his eyes and leaned back into the chair, a small smile making its way onto his lips, "Bitch."

"Boy, you really gotta work on your insults," Jia said. Taehyung rolled his eyes again, "The expressions too."

"So, did you ask me out just to insult me?" Taehyung asked.

Jia looked at him and raised her eyebrow, "Excuse me, I didn't ask you out. You asked me out."

"You texted me 'hey honey, can I take you out to lunch tomorrow'."

"I'm pretty sure I said 'wanna go eat at 4'."

"That's literally the same thing," Taehyung said and Jia nodded, amused, "Sure."

"Yes, you asked me out and you're gonna be paying-"

"I'm gonna be paying?" Jia asked, raising his eyebrow. Taehyung nodded and she sighed, "Fine, but only because I took your hoodie."

"The peach one??" Taehyung asked. Jia hummed, "Yes, the baby pink one."

"Dude - I've been looking for it everywhere." Taehyung gasped, "Give it back."

"You gave it to me yourself! You said 'Jia take this' when I came to your place the other day."

"I said 'Jia put it in the cupboard'."

"Literally the same thing."

Taehyung picked up a tissue from the table, crumpled it and threw it at her head, "No, it's not."

Jia caught it and threw it back at Taehyung, "Fine, come take it then."

"I will." Taehyung said.