A Stupid Confession

Ch 1 - One and the Same

"Would you kindly release 'my' yuuji, ryoumen sukuna or should i say king of curses?"

"If i say 'No Way,' what will you do?"

Gojo satoru and ryoumen sukuna are fighting with their bare hands clasped together and their foreheads touching. Both glared at each other's face while arguing about a young teen named yuuji itadori.

About how they became like this, it started 30 minutes ago. Yuuji and gojo were chilling in the basement of the academy when suddenly, sukuna came out and arrogantly proclaimed:

"I wanna see megumi. Brat, let's switch."

"Huh? You came out again without warning."

"No way!"

Yuuji and gojo had replied at the same time with contrasting reactions to sukuna.

"Haaa... Just dump this trash of a teacher and let's go for megumi. I'm telling you he's not worthy of you yuuji so it's better to go with something interesting than a pervert who would take you on a date in some dirty basement."

"That's harsh man. But i guess it's the truth..."

"...!"

Gojo wanted to butt in but he was shot by an invisible arrow of truth and thus, can't even make a single excuse.

"Okay. In that case, let's switch. Atleast megumi would be all over the place wandering around so i won't be bored."

They switched consciousness after that.

"Yosh. Bye, boring teacher."

Sukuna went out in a flash and easily finds megumi in a distance.

He looks like he was going on a mission which seems interesting at least.

In an instant, sukuna was walking beside megumi but the boy did not even flinch. It seems like he's used to it.

"Where are you going, megumi?"

"Uhmm.."

He blushed a little but he hid it as soon as he did.

He's cute. Also, i can see that he improved again since the last time we met.

Good. He's great!

"I have a mission in the XXX district. It seems like a lot of people went missing in the area so i'll go to check it out. Would you like t--!"

"Hi~! Megumi-chan! Are you going on a stroll?"

"Ah! Gojo-sensei, hello. I'm on my way to XXX district for a mission becau--!"

"Ah! Yes yes! Could i borrow this guy? Thanks. Good luck megumi."

"Oi! Let go of me!"

Megumi wanted to say something but the two were already far away.

"I didn't say you could though..."

Gojo dragged sukuna and teleported 500km away from the academy. There, a large lake was beneath them. Then he let go of sukuna, or should i say, he was forced to let go.

"Do you think you've stopped me from going with megumi becase you took me far away? Think again, idiot."

"If you wanna go, go by yourself. Don't drag my precious yuuji with you, stupid shit."

"Huh!!"

With a menacing glare, sukuna faced gojo and prepared to fight. He threw a punch at gojo but he catch his hand. He tried another one but it was also stopped.

"So you wanna see who's stronger huh, bastard."

With the force of their hands, sukuna opened up his palms so as to exert a lot more strength into pushing gojo away. This brought us to the present time wherein both are pushing each other with entangled hands and their face closer than ever.

"Would you kindly release 'my' yuuji, ryoumen sukuna or should i say king of curses?"

"If i say 'No Way,' what will you do?"

"I'll make sure that you won't be able to freely come out so that i could spend a lot of time with my cute wife of course. In the first place, what do you even see in megumi that you're so obsessed with him? He's just a brat but i'm stronger and cooler and handsome and popular than him."

"Heh! You won't understand how high his potential is! And that makes him more interesting than you. And btw, the brat likes megumi more than you."

Gojo was startled by what he heard and unintentionally loosened his grip for a moment. However, that moment was enough for sukuna to force him away. Gojo slides on the surface of the lake as he processed and denied the claims of sukuna.

"Haa... what are you talking about? Yuuji likes me more than that brat."

"That's so sad. You're not even aware of the feelings of the one you love. Tsk tsk. What a pitiful guy."

"I don't believe you one bit."

Gojo got serious and glared menacingly at him which seems to say that their fight earlier was just a game.

But instead of being afraid, sukuna smiled even more.

"Hey, do you want to know if what i said was true or not?"

His wicked smile had a lot of hidden intentions but no one could refuse such an offer even from a devil.

"No."

Well, except gojo...

"I can just ask yuuji about that. And even if i don't ask, i already know the answer. I don't need your confirmation, ryoumen sukuna."

"Hahahah... i'm offering because you won't find out even if you ask. So let's say that yuuji said that he loves you more than anything in the world, are you 100% sure that he wasn't forced to say that? That he just said that to make you feel better? Or to not hurt your feelings?"

"... I trust yuuji."

"But your face looks like you have some doubts. Maybe i made you remember some things, right? Like that time you had sex and he woke up like nothing happened."

"Shut up."

"Hehe. Did i hit a nerve? But anyway, i'm telling you i can make yuuji confess his feelings."

"How do you plan to do that, eh?"

"Like this."

Sukuna hit his own head in a blink of an eye and blood gushed out of him. He fainted as soon as he landed the hit.

Gojo was frozen on the spot as he take what happened into his mind. But no matter how he deny it, the truth is that sukuna definitely aimed at his own head.

He was late to notice that ryoumen sukuna switched back with yuuji but the kid was still unconscious on the lake.

"Ryoumen sukuna... i'll kill you!"

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Hi! Just as the description says, i'm craving gojoxitadori ships and thus, decided to make one.

I'm back after a few months i'm away. A lot of things happened and i was busy so i could not start writing this story but i'll work hard to finish this. I hope you emjoy this as well.

Jujutsu
- it literally means 'anti-curse technique' but it's too long so i'll use jujutsu instead.