Episode 1: 2 much sass 4 U!

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It all started on a Friday. Sassy Whale was getting ready for a party. He just got back from his job as a life guard. Now he's home watching tv eating his potato chips. He looked at the time and thought "I need to get ready!" He always liked being the 3rd guest at a party/gathering. So, he'd make sure he'd be the 3rd guest. As usual, he put on his attire. Although he usually would wear the same thing. That was a crown that said "MUCH SASS". He thought it fitted him very well. He also put on a bow tie that was pink. Why pink? Well cause pink is the most sassiest color. "NO. WHERE IS MY PHONE. I NEED IT TO TAKE PICTURES OF WHEN I GET DOWN ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I NEED TO CAPTURE MY MOMENTS." He searched his whole house until he realized he had it in his flipper the whole time. "This happens every time." He then begins to strut to the door wearing his fabulous outfit.
Meanwhile...
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As you are now somewhat aquatinted with Sassy Whale, there lives another animal you should meet. He goes by the name "Sassy Classy Elephant." Sassy Classy Elephant is much like Sassy Whale. He even likes to always be the 5th guest to arrive. While Sassy Whale was doing his own thing, Sassy Classy Elephant was as well. Only half a mile away. He was sitting outside on his lawn chair tanning out his swimmers body legs. He had his shades on. He lived in a mansion. As usual, he always had a party to go to. So he just wore is usual clothes. This was a top hat, purple tuxedo, and even some shades whenever he wanted to. "I MUST RUN TO THE PARTY....HAH. I make myself laugh. I'm obviously going to call my purple limo. Finally he too was ready.
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Finally Sassy whale arrived at the party in his School bus. But in that bus consisted of a snow cone machine. So you can see how awesome it is when you have a SNOW CONE MACHINE. Once he got there he stood outside because there was no one there yet. Besides the people throwing the party. Once he waited I bit more a person came. "The person was talking on the phone and told him to go on In front of them. Sassy Whale kept motioning for them to go but the person shook their head. This made Sassy Whale Furious. "Umm No. It is time for you to learn. I am not going I that door till you do. How dare YOU tell ME what to do. I am Sassy Freakin Whale. Now get out of my sight before I give you the fin ad shun you." Sassy Whale Crossed his flippers and waited. "As if I'm going to listen to someone wearing a crown.. They said. "THAT IS IT. YOU SHALL BE SHUNNED." Sassy Whale starts to do his shunning process. "SHUMMMM. SHaaAAAAMM. SNICKERRRR. SASS SASS SASS. OOOOOMM FOOOOOMM FRENCH FRIES. SASS SASS SASS. PREPARE TO OFFICIALLY BE SHUNNED. ONE, TWO, THREE............................................ NO TACOS FOR YOU." Just like that. The person was shunned. They ran away into the party room crying. "That will show them to never let me go before them. It turned out there was already another guest inside. Sassy Whale counted and it was. Those two people. Time to head in. He fixed his crown and was about to walk in when someone stepped in front of him. "WOAH. No. Just no. How dare you enter before me. I am the third guest. You may walk in a minute after me. If not...Lets just say, NO PANCAKES FOR YOU." With that they waited. This was mostly because they witnessed what happened to the other person.
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So this is just the start, but I need to brainstorm with Michelle ( Mich3l3n  )a bit More to see where this goes. :)

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