As you have previously read Sassy whale made it to the party. Nothing happened when Sassy Classy Elephant showed up. Well, besides the fact he used his trunk to kick a few people out.. Well uh.. Anyway as sassy classy elephant made his way to the food he saw cupcakes. "OHHH MUHH GOSH. I SEE MY LUVS" I got 5 of them and put them on his plate. You may not know this but sassy classy elephant really loves cupcakes. REALLY LOVES CUPCAKES. The guy next to him looked at him and said, "Ya know, cupcakes are super gross. They make you fat n' stuff." Sassy Classy Elephant looks at him. The guy is wearing a pink tutu and a leather jacked. He had no shirt on or shoes. "YA KNOW. CUPCAKES ARE FRICKEN DELICIOUS. MAYBE YOU CAN JUST A SLITHER ON OUTA HERE CAUSEE...CAUSEEEE YOU DONT LIKE MEH CUPCAKES." The man just looked at him like "wut"
Sassy whale begins to start to back up and pushes the guy out of the way with his butt. "SLither slither slithER!" "WHAT THE HELL??" "das wut u get for being rudE." The man backs away and runs to the back door. Sassy whale laughs. "WUT A FOOL." Sassy classy Elephant struts back to his table.*Strut Strut Strut* As he's about to eat his cupcake, his favorite song comes on.*cue the one linked above* "THIS IS MUH JAM. SCREW THE CUPCAKES IM GONNA DANCE." With that he started to dance on the dance floor and singing along."WE FLYING THE FIRST CLASS UP IN THE SKY POPPING CHAMPAGNE LIVING MY LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
AND I WONT CHANGE. FOR THE GLAMOROUS, G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"
When the song finished he noticed everyone was watching him. "I know. I'm so fabulousss." He struts back to his table to finally eat his cupcakes.
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You may be wondering what Sassy whale is doing at this moment of Sassy Classy Elephant's dance. Well he was too busy by the food bar. He got all the French fries they had just to make sure the guys from earlier didn't have any. "MEEEEHEEE MEEHEEE THATS WHAT HE GETS. NOW HE IS... SHUNN-SHUNN-SHAZZLE-SHUNNED." Now that sassy whale got all the French fries, it was time for him to choose what else he was going to get. "THEY HAVE. CHOCOLATE BROWNIES???!! AND PIZZA??!! I am totallyy taking them. He grabs all the brownies and all the pizza leaving none left. "Um, mister whale sir?" A guy says. "WUT. I need to eat and I'm kinda in a hurry to not sit down and kinda not talk to people.." "Sir you took ALL the pizza and brownies..." "YA. I kinda know that though. Ok so I'm gonna kinda not talk to you and eat by myself." The man looked furious but got distracted by the dancing. Sassy whale wondered why he suddenly stopped talking but was just happy he could eat. "JeE WIZ WHAt a guY." This was A main reason Sassy Whale didn't like talking to others. They never understood his sassy ways. During that whole time he didn't even realize his favorite song had just played. He was too busy eating. Although he did have it stuck in his head and had no idea why.
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That is the end of this episode this is dedicated to Melynna as her get well present. ( llama_liver1012 ) Anyway, Tune in next episode to see what happens next. As you can tell this episode was mainly focused on Sassy Classy Elephant. As like lasts episode was mainly about Sassy Whale. And by the way that song fit both the characters so well. See you hopefully soon, ^-*
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The life of SASSY WHALE & Sassy Classy Elephant
De TodoSo this is a story all about how my life got flipped and turned upside down so I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you all how I became the prince of a town called Bell Air. ~~~~~~~ I'm sorry I had to do that. Anyway this i...
