A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"
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Table of contents-
Chapter 1
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Chapter 2
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Chapter 3
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 5
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Chapter 6
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Chapter 7
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Chapter 8
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Chapter 9
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Chapter 10
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Chapter 11
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Chapter 12
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Chapter 13
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Opps
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Church
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Doctor who
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Wattpad
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Frozen
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Dinner
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Awkward 2
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Crush
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Crush 2
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Blonde joke
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Lottery
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Power to women
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Burn
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Morning
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Lazy
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Teachers
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Pretending
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School
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Awkard moment 2
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Chocolate cake
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Spring break
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Teachers
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Dems nuts
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4/20
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Sally
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Sipders
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Spelling
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8th grade dance
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