Dey see me Rollin dey hatin, ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!ive fallen in a hole how do I get out!?!?!? Calls cops
This is 911 how can in help you?
Help I've fallen and I can't get up!!
Looks like you really need life alert here I'll transfer you.
Nooooooooo wait!!!!
This is life alert, how can I help you???
I'm in a hole or maybe it is a ditch
Did you by any chance say b..ch??? Or d..k????? Because of your insults I will have to transfer you to the policed station. I'll see when I can get. You a. Hearing.
Nooooooo wait!!
Only insulting words? Never mind.
Nooooo wait you hung up!!!!!
A bunch of wolfs close in on the guy, but a fat lady accidentally squashes them, and then she dies. Da guy is still alive when he COMMITS SUICIDE IN A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!$!!!$!!!! N n nnnnnnnnnnnnjoooooooooooooooooooooo. Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!$!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!$!
Dem skills!!!!!!
HEEELOOOOOOO GUYS IF U LIKED THIS UPDATE, THE UPDATES SHOULD COME OUT ONCE A WEEK OR EARLIER. JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO DIE IN A HOLE, YOU SHOULDN NOT!! I REPEAT YOU SHOULD NOT!!! GO INTO A HOLE OR DITCH AND COMMIT SUICIDE! THIS IS NO HONORABLE DEATH!!!!! YOU MUST!!!!! I REPEAT YOU MUST!!!!! WAIT FOR DEATH TO ARRIVE ONCE YOU ARE STUCK.
