It started out well-at least well for the hole side. Ditches are too common! was an argument. The hole side also presented the argument that ditches are dirty, and that you can't dig your own ditch. Plus, ditches are for female dogs.
But then it went the wrong way, the ditches started to gain the upper hand. Thousands of supporters, the ditches were more common. Not enough people were being recognized for the greatest honor!
Alas, the ditch persons were winning, and the honorable death council decided that the ditch side will win. But, the holes, (us,) were planning our revenge.
