I try to read the comment section,
Full of words that seem made-up,
They probably are,
I just don't get it.
A hundred million bajillion forms of slang,
Picked up,
Pieced together,
It's a three thousand piece puzzle,
With two thousand pieces missing,
I swear,
I'm gonna scream!
Is it a sound?
An exclamation?
Abbreviation?
Two words, awkwardly stitched into one?
Why does this exist?!
I'm confused,
I'm embarrassed,
Does this happen to everyone?
Read,
Re-read,
Over and over,
It doesn't help,
It doesn't change,
No matter what I do,
I still don't speak internet.
