Carmen Sandiego AU Book 2

Chapter 5

Italics: Author's note

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"So when are we going to steal a new table for the millionth time?" Saira sighed. 

"Nope, never," Gunnar replied. "If we get a new table, Brunt will break it again. So it's wasting our time and energy."

"Agreed."

"Wait a second..." Saira murmured. "What is Brunt going to yeet now?"

"She can yeet the operatives that fail, you know," Gunnar replied.

Then, Brandy yeets Gunnar.

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*Inserts techincal difficulties screen*

How many yeets can Maelstrom take?

Maybe infinty... ._.

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"You know what, I have a great idea," Gunnar said. "We can print fake money."

"What a great idea!" Cleo agreed. "I can buy everything I wanted... Fancy clothes, makeup, jewels, earrings, paintings... Everything!"

"Then we sell them!" Brandy exclaimed. "I'm sure we'll have enough money to pay the bills and have leftovers! Maelstrom, you're a genius!"

"I know right!" Gunnar exclaimed. "I'm sOoOoOoOo smart!"

"I'm sure this will earn us millions-no billions-no trillions!" Cleo exclaimed.

"And I think I'll be able to buy a new bigger, better, more equipment gym for myself!!!" Brandy exclaimed.

"Well, what are we waiting for?" Gunnar asked. "Let's get printing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

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"Hello," Brandy said, herself disguised as a normal young women, marching in a shop. "I would like this diamond, please."

"Sure," the shop keeper replied. "1,000 dollars, please."

Brandy gave the fake money to the shop keeper and took the diamond and quickly marched out of the shop.

"Let me count this- correct amount- oh right! Come again- Wait... THIS IS FAKE MONEY!" the shop keeper roared. "COME BACK HERE YOU!"

A shop assistant ran out to chase the lady, but Brandy is already miles away from the shop.

"That little- pesky thief!" The shop keeper shouted, and called the police.

But little did the shop keeper know, the one who answered the phone was Saira.

So therefore, no police came that day.

Or the day after.

Okay the police aren't coming. =-=

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"So looks like this super rich woman is heading to *** cafe next Friday," Saira said. "We can send our operatives to pickpocket her."

"What a brilliant idea, Saira!" Brunt exclaimed. "But who shall we send?" 

"Madame Goldlove, what do you think?" Cleo asked.

"I think it would be a good idea," Saira replied. "We haven't used her in capers yet, and she's pretty strong."

"How about Mekkie?" Brandy suggested.

"Who's Mekkie again?" Cleo asked.

"I mean The Mechanic and the Driver," Brandy replied. "It will do a perfect getaway."