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A bit of RedCrackle
"This is ridiculous!" Saira cried. "We haven't managed to get a single penny from capers and we have gone on 7 major capers."
"By the way, we haven't paid the bills for the last 3 months. If we don't pay them back by the end of the month, the government will come find us," Gunnar said. "Cleo, I believe that you promised that you will go on this caper."
"Y-yes, I will..." Cleo sighed.
"Now, are you going to go to the caper and help steal?"
"NO. I'm the queen here- there's no way I'm doing the peasant's dirty work!"
"Er- ok..." Brandy replied, slightly uncertain.
"Now, does anybody have any idea how Carmen Sandiego knows about MOST OF THE CAPERS?!" Gunnar cried.
"We don't even have a hard drive anymore," Saira sighed.
"What if she had super hearing powers, like Dolores from Encanto?" Cleo suggested.
"Even if she had super hearing powers, she probably doesn't live in the area," Gunnar said. "We would've probably bumped into her already."
Gunnar hesitated. "Or maybe... there's a RAT in VILE, telling Carmen all of the information!"
"YOU'RE A GENIUS!!" Saira exclaimed in delight. "FROM NOW ON, EVERYBODY IS SUS."
"CLEO, SUS!" Brandy growled.
"Why me???" Cleo inquired, puzzled and angry in the same time.
"YOU DIDN'T PARTICIPATE IN THE LAST CAPER, OR THE LAST LAST CAPER!!" Brunt cried accusingly.
"WELL I'M GOING TO DO THIS ONE, YOU KNOW!!!" Cleo fought back.
"WELL, IF YOU FAIL, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY SUS!" Brandy roared.
"GUNNAR IS SUS!" Saira cried.
"What?" Gunnar asked, slightly cooler than the other faculty.
"YOU HELPED US PLAN ALMOST EVERY CAPER, AND ALMOST EVERY CAPER FAILED!!" Brandy cried.
"SAIRA, BRANDY, CLEO, WE'VE WORKED FOR VILE BEFORE CARMEN SANDIEGO WAS BORN, HOW CAN WE BE RATS!"
"EVERY OPERATIVE WHO FAILS A CAPER FROM NOW ON IS SUS!" Brandy screamed. "ROARRR!" Brandy cried as she smacked Saira in the head.
"HEY YOU!" Saira growled angrily. "BRANDY'S THE RAT! SHE JUST HIT ME!"
"Well, Brandy loves destroying things-"
Me: Chilling, watching this argument. Gunnar think's he's so smart, but sadly, there is no actual rat in VILE haha!
"I KNOW! THE CLEANERS ARE RATS! THEY LET BLACK SHEEP GO WHEN SHE ESCAPED!!!" Brandy cried, suddenly thinking back to the past.
"Wait, wasn't she disguised as Cookie Booker?"
"THEY'RE STILL RATS! ADD THE CLEANERS TO THE BRAINWASHING MACHINE LIST AND TRAP THEM IN PRISON!"
"Who's going to drive the helicopter then?"
"THE DRIVER!"
"Adding to the list. Okay," Saira said uncertainly.
Annnnddd... VILE continued to argue about the 'rat' problem.
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"Oh he's so haaawwwt..." Isabella murmured as Peter called.
"Hey Red," Peter greeted. "What are you up to?"
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Carmen Sandiego AU Book 2
HumorVILE escaped jail, after ACME and Team Red locked them in. Can Carmen and her crew and ACME take them down again and lock them back in jail again? Please go check out Book 1 before reading this. Just a reminder: I have two fanfic characters: Rachel...
