Fifty Shades of Red, White and Blue

Debate Night

Trump was panicking. He knew that not many people had his back, what with him being a buissnes man and all, but he still knew that if he just kept to him bealifs, he could do it. He took a deep breath and got up, leaving the dressing room to go and wait backstage so he and his oppenent could be acklled out. He looked around backstage and saw him. Joe Biden, his sexy oppenet who he knew could sway the veiwes of thousands with him sexy smile. Biden looked up at Trump and smiled, Trump blushed and turned away, giggling to himself like a school girl. Biden knew the effect he had on Trump, and smirked to himself. " This will be easy ", he thoyght to himself. They were called out onto stage and both tookj a minute to cxompose themselves. " I can do this " They both thought. Trump and Biden walked out, Trump in all his orangeness and Biden with his sexy smile, making all the middle aged housewives cum on the spot. 

"Alright you two," The announcer said when they got up to their podiums. "Whats ur opinion on Gay's?" Trump looked at Biden and looked incredibly conflicted, Biden on the other hand grimaced and began talking.

"Well, Gary, I bealive that theyre people too, and I think that they deserve happiness and the same rights as straight, cis gendered people." He lied through his teeth. Most of the croud cheered while a handful scowled in distaste, but looked hopeful when trump started speaking.

"Well..." Trump sighed and knew he needed to out himself in order to get the voted he needed to make America great again, "I myself am a gay man..." Everyone gasped, and Melania smiled, happy for her best friend finally accepting who he is. Trump continued, " Melania is my best friend, not my wife...and Im very sorry for lying to all of you, but I was scared, and I just wanted to make this country a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, the POC community, and others, but I felt that if I came out to all of you, I wouldnt get my chance. But I fully support them, ands bealive that they deserve the same rights as everyone else." Trump wiped at his eyes as happy tears began falling, happy he had finally come to accept himself for who he is. a small portion of the audiance got up and left, upset that both of the major candidates supported the very same thing they hated, while the rest of the audiance cheered in support, happy that Trump had come to accept himself. Gary waited for the audiance to calm down and then asked his next question.

"What is your stance on abartion?"Biden scowled even more, and knew that if he said his true opinion he wouldnt get elected. He cleared his throught anf began voicing his thoights.

"I beealive that a womans body is her own, and that she should be abel to get an abortion, no matte rthe circumstance." Biden smiled, pleased with himself, and the middle aged women stuck their hands between their thighs, arouse dby Bidens smile. Trump smiled as well and began sspeaking.

"I think that Women should be able to get an abortion up to the fourth month, as after that, the baby is sentient and a person, and shoukld be able to live their life. Miscarrage should not be classified as abortion, and I plan to change the abortion law to up to four months instead of the first month." everyone cheered and Trump let a cute smile slip out, Biden looked over and saw it, and was convused bty the emotions Trump was giving him. He scowled and shook him head, tuning back in just in time for the next question.

"Plans for Nuclear Waste disposial?" Gary asked, feeling the sexual tenstion between the candidates, and having been alive when Abraham Lincoln was around, he knew how to detect sexual tension. Gary thought back to when Abe was alive, thinking of all the time they spent together, all the nice dinners, and evenings spent cuddling...He thought back to their first time. It had been a cold november night, and Abe had walked in when he was undressing himself. abe walked up to him and wrapped his arms around his thin, pale waist. He whispered in Garys ear,

"Please let me take you to bed, my love" as he slowly insearted his hand into Garys pants and began rubbing his small cock. Gary let out a small moan and arched his back, becoming puddy in Abes hands. Abe led him overr the the bed and laid him down, climing ontop of him and slowly stripping him of him clothes. Gary let out a little shiver, as the room was fairly cold due to the window to the right of him being open. Gary looked up at abe and smiled. abe began taking off his own clothes, and when fully nude like his companion, he dove down and engulfed the smallers cock in him warm, wet mouth. Gary let out a loud moan, and grabbed Abes hair, pullling him further down onto his dick. Abe sucked until he knew Gary was about to cum, and let his dick fall out of his mouth with a satisfying pop. Gary let out out a wine and in response abe put his lips over his, all while picking up Garys hips and plopping them back down over a pillow. Abe got up and grabbed the oil that was conveniently sitting on his bedside table. Abe slicked up his fingers and slowly inserted one into Gary. Gary let out a sharp breath, surprised at the intrusion. Abe fingered him with the inguklar finger and evetually fit in three more, and was constantly hitting Garys prostate, making him moan loudly. Gary cried out as Abe hit his prostate in that particularly sensitive spot and came. Thick, white spurts of cum shot out his now limp dick, and Abe slowly took his fingers out, each coming out with a nice pop. Abe looked up at Gary, "Are you ready?" He asked, stroking his own dick, teasing Gary's entrance. Gary, unable to speak, simply nodded. Abe shoved his dick inside Gary, making his stomach bulge from the size of his dick. Gary screamed and one of Abe's guards came inside, concerned for the two. When he saw what was going on, he slowly began stroking his own dick to the rhythm of Abe's thrusts. Gary moaned loudly, clenched around Abe's dick, and threw his arms around Abe, bringing him closer and dragging his nails up his back, leaving angry red marks. Abe let out small groans and gasps, and when it became too much, came inside of Gary. Gary came soon after and sighed(The guard already left). He snuggled into Abe and went to sleep. Unbeknownst to them, Abe's wife had seen them and planned the assassination that changed the way we live forever.

Gary snapped back into reality as Biden began speaking, "I think that the safest way to get rid of nuclear waste is to dig deep underground and build a big concreate building." most of the audience looked incredibly confused, but Biden just smiled and the middle-aged housewives came again. Trump began speaking.

"I think we should shoot nuclear waste into the sun, like make big capsules and shoot them directly into the sun, effectively ridding us of nuclear waste." The audience looked less confused and clapped.

Gary turned toward the camera and smiled his cute smile, "Well be back in just a moment folks!" Trump and Biden sighed, knowing they were in for another round of questioning and walked off stage to freshen up.

A/N: This is purely comical, none of this is meant to be serious