Me:..W..what..
Judas:I just..W-Wanted to try it on.. B-but now, the zipper..
Me:..the fuck, Judas!? ugh..
Judas: it's s-stuck.. I can't open it..
Me:.. Ugh this shit drives me crazy..
I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ. Wʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ..ᴡʜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ I sᴀᴡ ʜɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴍʏ.. Tʜɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴛ... Hᴀʀᴅ..
Judas: J-jesus? Your..thing..
Me: S-Shut up.. I'm going to eat something. You..take off that thing and clean the things.. On the floor..
Judas: W-wait.. I telled you.. I can't open it..
Hᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ sᴡɪᴍsᴜɪᴛ.. Bᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ғᴏʀ ɢɪʀʟs.. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ.. Aɴᴅ... Sᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sᴇxʏ..
Me: ugh, let me try it.
As I ᴘᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴢɪᴘᴘᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ. Aʟʟ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴡᴀs ʜɪs ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴀss.
Me: Uh-uh, W-wait, I'm s-sorry I didn't m-meant to do this..
Jᴜᴅᴀs ᴡᴀs sɪʟᴇɴᴛ
Hᴇ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ᴛᴜʀɴ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ I ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ɪs ʜɪs ᴄʜᴇsᴛ, ʜɪs ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ. Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ʀᴇᴅ. I ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʜᴇ ɪs sᴏ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssᴇᴅ.
Judas: Y-You know..your thing is.. Up.. Mine is too.. Why don't we finish this..?
Me: ugh i-...
To be continued
