Stupid pick up lines they say

71 1 0
                                    

(Mike)
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears"
" mike you've got to stop this I say laughing"
" I made you laugh though he says laughing"
"very true"
(Will)
" im not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever"
"Awe"
(Dustin)
" do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only on for me"
" oh my gosh not you too"
(Lucas)
"Are you a keyboard? Because your just my type"
"Lucas what did I tell you about these pick up lines I say laughing"
" come on you know you like them he says whining"
"What am I gonna do with you I say laughing"
(Eleven)
"Are you a banana? Because I feel you a-peeling"
"Your adorable"
(Max)
"They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one had ever been standing next to you"
" okay that one was actually cute I say laughing"
(Robin)
"Are you Netflix, cause I could watch you for hours"
" really a pick up line at 3:00AM!!"
"Yep sorryyy"
(Jonathon)
"Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless"
"did you find that on google?"
"Yep"
" it's cute I say laughing"
(Steve)
"Can you take me to the doctor?, because I broke my leg falling for you"
" oh my gosh Steve if you say one more pick up line I'm going to break your leg for real I say laughing"
(Billy)
"You don't need to keys to drive me crazy"
"Okay what am I actually gonna do with you"
"Cuddle me"
"Okay fine I say laughing"

Stranger things Preferences and imagines Where stories live. Discover now