L X LIGHT SAD FANFIC

disclaimer: this book is just for laughs. I used a random plot generator, put in two anime characters, and this is what it came up with, so I hope you enjoy the result xD

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Light Yagami was thinking about L Lawliet again. L was a beautiful angel with fragile fingers and beautiful ankles.

Light walked over to the window and reflected on his exquisite surroundings. He had always loved Japan with its tired, terrible trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel upset.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the beautiful figure of L Lawliet.

Light gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a hot, flawless, cocoa drinker with pointy fingers and handsome ankles. His friends saw him as a prickly, proud psychopath. Once, he had even revived a dying, old lady.

But not even a flawless person who had once revived a dying, old lady, was prepared for what L had in store today.

The rain hammered like a swimming cat, making Light puzzled. Light grabbed a shiny knife that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Light stepped outside and L came closer, he could see the dangerous glint in his eye.

L glared with all the wrath of 9390 spiffy mute monkeys. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want closure."

Light looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the shiny knife. "L, I am Kira," he replied.

They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two dirty, dangerous dogs running at a very spiteful funeral, which had piano music playing in the background and two cold-blooded uncles hopping to the beat.

Light studied L's fragile fingers and beautiful ankles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Light in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you L."

L looked depressed, his emotions raw like a perfect, poised pen.

Light could actually hear L's emotions shatter into 8046 pieces. Then the beautiful angel hurried away into the distance.

Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Light's nerves tonight.