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Prologue
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There you stood, With a Badge and A gun, Out front Of The famous Two Animals, Sam & Max.
You were having second thoughts about this whole " Free Lance Police " Business.
I mean, It's not everyday you get to work With Famous Bunny, Max, and Dog, Sam.
Also, Your a police man now, So, yeah...
You breathed in, Then out.
Your hand hesitantly Knocked on the door, receiving a Loud bang From inside the room.
" I got it- ow! "
" I got it little buddy- "
There were significant Bangs And Yells until one of them Answered.
There, Who opened the door was Sam. He looked way taller then you thought he was.
" Can I help you? " Sam asked.
" Uh.. your Sam correct?... " You awkwardly asked, looking at your (Hands/Hooves).
" Yes, that's me. "
" I'm Y/N M/N L/N. And I'm your uh... partner? Your third, I mean. "
You showed your badge which Had the words of the police department, and Your Gun.
It was a Glowing Yellow Gun which had a Weird Liquid in it.
" Oh, Nice to meet you... Uh... I guess I call you Police Officer L/N. "
You put your Badge and gun away.
" Call me whatever you want, I really don't care.. "
" Okay, Officer L/N. Come in, Max would love to see you. "
You went in, looking around.
The office was... Uh... Messy?- to say the least.
There was a Desk with Papers scattered and a small tv on the corner, a School desk with the Words of " Max " horribly carved into it.
In the corner was a Snow-white Hare crushing cockroaches with his hammer in the corner.
You could tell this was Max sense his smile never faded away.
" Max! We have a new police partner! "
Sam told Max as he looked up.
" Oh, Hi! I'm Max! Be carful, I bite! "
Max shook your hand, you had to Squat to do so sense, well, you didn't expect him to be this short... but hey, he is a hare.
" I'm Y/N. Call me whatever you want. "
" I feel like I know you from somewhere... "
Max muttered making You confused.
" I don't know, man. "
" Well, Y/N, tell us a little bit about yourself. " Sam told you, Making your ears perk up.
" I came from Brazil... I'm a Irish Moiled cow.. what else's... oh! I'm 26... and I have a twin brother called John Newton L/N. And Uhm... my last job was being a Sitcom Actor- "
" THATS HOW I KNOW YOU! " Max yelled causing you and Max To jump.
" Jesus Christ- "
" you were on that lazy and cheesy sit com called... MODERN FAMILY! "
You awkwardly laughed " Yeah, I was Clarence.. The Nosy neighbor. It's nice to have a fan. "
" are you kidding? I loved that Sit com! To bad it ended on the 2nd season though... "
" Yeah. "
There was an awkward silence, Until the Telephone rang.
" I GOT IT!- OOF- "
" I got it, little buddy- Hey! "
As they were fighting you awkwardly picked it up when a Old voice started telling you of " the commissioner is missing, we need you, blah blah blah "
" we're on it sir. "
You put the phone back and looked at Sam and Max.
Max was in a choke hold biting Sams ear and Sam was About to hit Max with a bat.
" I got it, don't worry- Sam put the bat and max down- basically, we have a case: the commissioner is- uh- gone. "
" I missing person case? " Sam asked, fixing his hat.
" Yeah. " You nodded.
" Finally! Something interesting! C'mon, c'mon! "
Max pulled on your tail trying to go out the door.
You chuckled and picked max up " Alright, let's go. "
Sam nodded walking to the door and opening the door for us.
Max didn't mind you holding him, I mean, Sam does it a lot, so why can't she?
" Where are we going? " Y/N asked, trying to get Max's Big floppy ears out of her vision.
" To the GCPD building, we're gonna ask some questions... " Sam answered.
And so, your adventure began.
A Cow, a Rabbit, and Dog.
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