JJBA x Reader Oneshots

DIU⁴ [McDonalds]

"Oi Koichi! You're a pretty reliable guy!"

The small boy looks at you and Okuyasu with a confused expression but he smiles anyway. "You can drive us to Mcdonalds!" Okuyasu beamed and you nodded. "Uhm guys... I'm too short to reach the gas pedal and underaged to drive..." The beaming faces of you and Okuyasu's shifted to an immediate frown.

"Wait— won't your uncle scold you, Y/N?" Yeah, your Uncle Tonio would scold you for eating too much fast food... But!

"What he doesn't know won't hurt him." You gave him a cheeky smile. Koichi sighs in disappointment and shook his head. "Oh, hey guys!" Walking through the halls, Josuke greets everyone. His pompadour bouncing ever so slightly with each step he took. "So, what's up?" You lean on a wall while Okuyasu explains the situation.

"I and Y/N wanted to go grab some McDonalds but the nearest one is very far and we don't have enough money to hitch a cab." Okuyasu pouts. "What if we call Mr. Jotaro?" Josuke perks up and you gasp. "Brilliant idea! Go call Mr. Jotaro now!" The 4 of you jog to a nearby payphone and watch Josuke dial Jotaro.

You and Okuyasu watch him intensely, looking at his expressions. After a while, Josuke hangs up and gloomily walks out of the booth. "He's busy researching on the beach...." Back to the sad faces, it is. Defeated, you all sighed dejectedly. Then the 4 of you kept quiet, brainstorming ways to find someone to drive you through a McDonalds.

While thinking on the sidewalk, a stranger passes by and brushes their hand against yours. (It was an accident but it felt intentional.) You immediately got goosebumps after the contact. You look at the man and notices you, apologizing quietly. You watch him walk away, into his work probably.

How strange...

"Oh wait!—" Koichi's voice snapped you back. All of you look at him and he continued. "What if we ask Rohan—" Josuke looks at him with a bewildered expression and laughs as if he were insane. "There's no way he'll drive us to McDonalds." You hum and tap your chin. "I dunno, maybe he'll agree? We won't know until we try." You respond to him and he looks at you with a deadpanned expression. "Are you—are you all actually serious?" You and Koichi nodded while Okuyasu shrugged. "I just want McDonalds man."

After a while, Josuke agreed and so the four of you trekked to Rohan's home, which he never leaves.

In front of Rohan's abode, Josuke looks at you hoping for you and Koichi to change your minds but it wasn't happening soon. You knocked on the door but before you could hit the door, the door opened slightly. A hand shot out and grabbed your wrist, making you squeak and step back. "Rohan— Holy shit— You need to stop doing that!" Rohan lets go of your wrist and fully opens the door. "You make a good reference for expressions." He responds and looks at Josuke with a scowl. "What do you want?" He says with venom. Josuke laughed awkwardly and shuffles back. "Rohan-sensei, we need you to drive us to Mcdonalds!" His scowl disappears and looks at you and Okuyasu.

...

"Ahahahahah!" He laughs, putting arms around his stomach he kept on laughing. You and Okuyasu looked at each other and awkwardly joined, soon after Koichi joins in. The three of you laughed while Josuke watched everyone in confusion.

"No." You all stop and Rohan retreats back to his home, slamming the door. Furrowing your brows, you knock. "I'm not gonna take a no for an answer Mr. Kishibe!" Josuke grabs your shoulder and shook his head. "He said n—" You cut him off. "Oh but what about that deal we made, Mr. Kishibe?~" And swiftly, the door opened. If it wasn't for Josuke pulling you back, you would've been hit by the door. "Shut— You said you weren't going to speak about it." Now you've got him! You smirked. "Oh, Mr. Kishibe what are you talking about?" You tilt your head and flutter your eyebrows as if you were innocent.

The three boys watch the scene in front of them, with no idea as to what was going on. "Oh! Y/N don't tell me you banged the mangaka!?" Okuyasu shouts and shakes you, you flinched at his loud voice and shook your head. "I didn't bang him I— mmfhmfph." Rohan covers your mouth. "Fine! I'll drive." Noticing that he hasn't let go, you lick his hand. He pulls his hand back and looks at you with disgust. "Let's go to McDonalds!" You cheered.

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"Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—" Rohan grips the steering wheel tightly, so tight that it made his knuckles white.

There you sat on the shotgun seat and the three were at the back deciding what to get. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

"Um,"

"I'm not finished. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh—" Unable to handle it anymore, Rohan answers instead. "I'll take everything on the menu." Everyone shut up and stares at Rohan. "Are—are you sure, sir?" His grip on the steering wheel loosened as he replied. "Yes." You look at the mirror to check on the trio and they looked as confused as you are. He drove further into the drive-thru.

"Uh... Rohan?" You whisper, not wanting the mangaka to throttle you. "What?" He snarls. You fiddled with your fingers nervously. "ᵂᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵐᵉⁿᵘ..." With each word, your voice slowly becomes silent. Rohan groans and massages his temples. "I'll pay, just shut up. All of you just shut up." You immediately shut up after that and shot glances to your friends in the back. Okuyasu and Josuke made a quiet celebration and Koichi shrugged at you and mouthed "Free food."

It took half an hour but the employees finally gave you the food. Your mouth watered at the ungodly amount of unhealthy food. Looking back at Josuke and Okuyasu, their mouth were also watering.

"Nobody eats until we arrive home," Rohan ordered and you all responded at the same time. "Hai!" Okuyasu and Josuke snuck some fries on their mouth and grinned at you.

Well, look at that! It seems like luck is on you and your friends' side today! You just hope Tonio won't found out about this.