"wow I didn't know your friend was so fucking sexy" ur mom says to you referring to me.
"wow I'm honored the milf thinks that about me 🥵" I say referencing her huge boobs and fat ass.
"wOwOwwW thanks" ur mom says.
"So wanna leave your ugly kid here and go on a date bbg?" I say flirting with the hot mom next to me.
"ofc baby"
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It was later in a hotel room I was with ur mom.
"so I went to Spencer's earlier"
"really😏 what'd you get?" I say in reply to ur hawt mom.
PS. YOU CAN IMAGINE THE REST😏😏
THE END
ALSO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WRITING THIS AT 3 am ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. Idfk why I wrote this I was bored
YOU ARE READING
ur mom
TerrorI locked eyes with ur mom and thought "damn shawtys hawt af" ʙᴏᴏᴋ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 7ᴛʜ 2:00 ᴀᴍ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ғɪɴɪsʜᴇᴅ: sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 7ᴛʜ 2:05 ᴀᴍ *ᴏɴ ᴀ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛ*
