ur mom

part two- locking eyes

we had just met, you and me I mean. We met and the first thought I had was "I wonder what her mom looks like."
A day later you invite me to lunch with your parents, or should I say; ur mom. Cus ur dad left to get milk and never came back.
Anyways you invited me to lunch with you and ur mom and it just made my curiosity strive to see what ur mom looks like even more.

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It was 12:30 pm and we were at a restaurant, ur mom hadn't arrived yet.
"she'll be here in about 5 minutes don't worry"
You say seeing right through my nerves of meeting ur mom
"ok good, is she hot?"
"I don't fucking know bitch ass hoe"

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It was 5 minutes later, I heard a screeching sound of a chair next to me and I looked up to see what was going on.
I locked eyes with ur mom. I thought "damn shawtys hot."