Yet another wrong number - ON HOLD***

Post Family Dinner

Disclaimer;

I don't own Marvel, never have and never will!

3rd person's pov

After explanations on how everyone knows each other (a slight cover story from Hill something about being childhood friends, dinner ran smoothly.... Well as smoothly as it can when you're sitting opposite Maria who keeps glaring at the man child trying (and failing) to secretly attack her with food. "I swear to god birdbrain you do that one more time and I'll put you on trip duties at the academy for the rest of the year!" Maria stated glaring at Clint.

"Will you two please behave as adults for God's sake I thought Romanoff would send Wanda not you Barton" Fury anodes as May left the room to grab the deserts with Phill.

"Hey! I take great offense to that she asked me as I'm far superior.... That and Wanda's busy tonight." Clint says grumbling towards the end.

Desert was a surprisingly peaceful affair and we were all about to settle down to the frontroom when May was called into work.

"Sorry Hun, I'll tell you the news later but please be good for Fury and remember no patrolling!" May states hugging me before rushing off.

"I'm sorry but that's twice now that patrolling has been mentioned also how the hell are you functioning after taking a shield to your head kid" Clint starts after May left.

"Dude! We knew your secret before top spies... I thought you were joking I thought they knew!" Ned whispers looking gleeful that he knew something that most of the avengers didn't.

"Yeah well Nat doesn't know either and you two found out by accident" I whisper back.

"Please Ms Romanoff will know about two seconds into meeting you Parker, you suck at keeping secrets." MJ whispers into my ear.

"Well then explain why no one knew for the first year then" I respond smugly.

"To be fair he has a point... No one at school knows it" Ned responds.

"They will soon at the rate you're going" MJ says before Turing back to company. "He volunteers at a orphanage" she states while falling onto a beanbag chair.

"Well that was you who gave out that secret" Peter grumbled while sitting in the opposite beanbag chair.

Clint looks on suspicious "Please god tell me this isn't what your going with... It would be more believable if you said he was Spider-man, she literally calls him spider-baby aswell"

Everyone but Peter bursts out laughing. "yes because that would be so much more believable... Spider-man as some sort of 6th sense so would catch a flying frizbee I just stand there and get hit... Yes because that's what Spider-man would do." Peter responded sighing again.

Clint smirked at Maria before grinning at me "in which case which orphanage do you volunteer at, which kid causes the biggest headache but is still the cutest? Tell me or I tell Nat your Spider-man and then laugh at poor spider-man getting letcured during training and I'll tell him it was all you're fault!"

"Parker do no such thing, Barton don't even try that otherwise you will be on the academy field trip duties for next year as well" Fury says eyeing up Barton.

"What do you mean aswell? I'm not on the field trip duties... Fury please don't.... Fury?" Clint started to beg.

"Call it payback for that last prank you did and for chucking food at Maria" Fury deadpaned even tho a hint of a twitch could be seen on his lips.

At this everyone laughed at the distraught look that fell apon Barton face.

The rest of the night was spent telling stories and laughing at Barton's expense.

Before Barton left tho he walked up to Peter and explained that Nat thought it would be best if she didn't tell him she was on a mission as she didn't want to ruinen the mood although she will be seeing him soon. All Peter could do was smile and hug Barton in thanks now knowing that it wasn't that she deliberately lied to hurt him but to protect his feelings...

Peter's pov:

Uncle C:

Peter once hacked into Stark Industries as a dare and has blackmail material on almost all of us... Apparently he doesn't have a death wish so Boss and Nat are safe.

Son:

Uncle C! How could you....
Barton is stuck on field trip duties at this academy because he was caught throwing food!

Mamaspider:

😂😂 Oh you're doomed!

And I'm glad to hear you both had a good time sorry I couldn't be there!

Tin Boy:

Wait he knows who you are?

Also Stark industries is impossible to hack into kid.

Son:

Yes I know who they are and really?

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Tin Boy:

NO DELETE THAT HOW DOD YOU EVEN BAD CHILD!

NAT CONTROL THIS DEMON SPAWN!

Sciencesmash:

Omg this is brilliant pure gold 😂😂

Note:

Okay so when I checked on Monday at 3 am NatashaxMaria won!

ShurixPeter and ShurixMj were tied so...

But yeah look at me writing an update but not doing my coursework due tomorrow!

Also I've finally got round to agents of shield I'm currently at the start of series 3 so... Yay?

Let me know your feedback and thoughts xxx