Replaced And New Family - Tommyinnit Angst And fluff Story

7. Sexualities

He still looks red and I can't stop wheezing

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Still Dream's point of view*

"SH-SHUT UP BITCH BOY"

I finally compose my self at least a little just so I can say "What did your mother say about using vulgar language" I say while smirking

"Vulgar la- DREAM YOU ASSHOLE" He yelled in realization

I start laughing and accidentally fall of the chair

"You know what. If I ever want to I'll call you mom, you're being so cocky and shit" "HEY! I'M NOT A BOTTOM, WE CLEARED THAT U-"

"HEY BITCH, YOU'RE THE BOTTOM YOU THINK MY LIFE IS PEACEFUL HERE IN THIS HOUSE WHENEVER THOSE TWO COME. YOU ARE FUCKING LOUD AT LEAST GET SOUND PROOF WALLS IN YOUR ROOM AS WELL" Drista yelled from outside the room

I turned red and slumped down in my chair and I am very positive that Tommy will never let this go

Yup.

Tommy started laughing like crazy "I GUESS YOU'RE THE BOTTOM" He said between a fit of laughs

"SHUT THE HELL UP"

"A FUCKING THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL CALLED YOU OUT"

"Wait...OH MY GOD YOU GUYS HAVE MET AND HAVE HAD S*X TOGETHER!? WHY DID I HAVE TO HEAR THAT INFORMATION" He fake vomits in his trash can

I roll my eyes even if he can't see it and say "Yes, we are human and desire what human wants"

"Well I'm asexual so that information is shit!" Wow, I guess knowing a friend's sexuality really can change how you see them

Now I think of Tommy as an innocent loud kid who will never lose his virginity...interesting...very very intres- shit, I sound like a villain from a movie

A/N I TOLD YOU. BOTTOM DREAM SUPREMACY (I really don't know why I like bottom dream, well nobody really knows so I'm not special)

"So how'd you even find out" I ask because I am curious

"I've never really been interested in actually having s*x with others. I guess I've always known because as soon as I found out about it I was interested yet didn't believe people actually do it."

"Yeah that makes sense." "My turn. When did you three get together?"

"Wait, you acce- OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE DISGUSTED WITH US"

He chuckles and says "Yeah, of course I do. I just always thought Sapnap would be the crazy uncle, now I think he's the cool dad"

"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" I say

"Hmm I think it is. If anything it's not fair to Gogy but you're the mom so it shouldn't be offensive" "OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE THE CHILD"

"SHUT UP BITCH BOY"

"I feel like that saying is over used, how about you say something else" I say to try and get him to stop with that annoying phrase

A/N I don't think it's annoying but I feel like Dream is getting tired of being called the same thing over and over again and to be honest it's funny

"How about..SHUT UP BOTTOM! Nah it doesn't sound right so I'm gonna just stick to Bitch boy"

I may not like it but he's right, it just wouldn't sound the same if he said 'SHUT UP' anything other than bitch boy

For example even green teletubby 'SHUT UP GREEN TELETUBBY' nope

"So what's your sexuality?" He asks me out of no where

"Oh, uh, Gay and poly. And, as you heard from my ANNOYING ASS SISTER, I'm not asexual"

"I'm asexual and Bi" "REALLY!?" "Yeah, you don't have to sound so surprised though"

"Sorry, I just thought you were straight" I said trying to get him to forgive me

"Well, I might be I might not be that's why I classify as Bi. I have never been in a relationship so yeah"

"Oh, so you're innocent" "Wha- NO" "Mhm"

"SHUT UP"

I chuckle and say "Well I think it's a good time to go" I end the call and close the window

I sigh and say to myself "Jeez, today was confusing" I close my eyes and fall asleep on my chair

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Most of them are going to be short, sorry!